Deej
@deej99.bsky.social
It was my understanding that there would be no math
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January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop https://theonion.com/childs-blow-into-car-breathalyzer-rewarded-with-dicey-trip-to-ice-cream-shop/
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop https://theonion.com/childs-blow-into-car-breathalyzer-rewarded-with-dicey-trip-to-ice-cream-shop/
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Oh hell yeah this is the kind of move you think up as a kid while you’re bored in church but don’t think anyone can do
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Oh hell yeah this is the kind of move you think up as a kid while you’re bored in church but don’t think anyone can do
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I'm just going to leave this here.
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'm just going to leave this here.
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Today I saw God die
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Today I saw God die
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Cignetti is rawdogging a quarter-zip without an undershirt he does not care if he lives or dies
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Cignetti is rawdogging a quarter-zip without an undershirt he does not care if he lives or dies
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
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Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
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Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
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I bring a certain cultural analysis to the table that the man absolutely cannot stand
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I bring a certain cultural analysis to the table that the man absolutely cannot stand
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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On this day in 2024:
At Full Gear, Kyle Fletcher faced Will Ospreay one-on-one in an absolute classic.
This was the second singles match between these two in AEW, earning a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/4 rating in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
(via AEW)
At Full Gear, Kyle Fletcher faced Will Ospreay one-on-one in an absolute classic.
This was the second singles match between these two in AEW, earning a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/4 rating in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
(via AEW)
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
On this day in 2024:
At Full Gear, Kyle Fletcher faced Will Ospreay one-on-one in an absolute classic.
This was the second singles match between these two in AEW, earning a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/4 rating in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
(via AEW)
At Full Gear, Kyle Fletcher faced Will Ospreay one-on-one in an absolute classic.
This was the second singles match between these two in AEW, earning a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/4 rating in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter.
(via AEW)
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year