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David
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Currently teaching, reading, and writing, in that order. I enjoy looking at old boats.
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My contributor copy of Tales of Sley House 2025 from @sleyhouseeditor.bsky.social came in today! Pick it up to read my story, "Scratches," the second piece of fiction that has been published! It means so much that people want to share the stories I've been working on.
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Fellas, is it gay to eat regional brand Cheerios?
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Damn fossils are cool
Fuck it.

It's not Friday, but I'm going to share fossils.

This is Porocrinus, an echinoderm from the Ordovician Maquoketa formation near Eldorado, Iowa.

The arms are missing, but the calyx is very unique.
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
After having time to sit with it, I have decided that I did not care for Del Toro's 'Frankenstein.' I didn't like Victor, and I thought that most of the changes from the novel (I like the 1818 version) were less impactful. The first act was fun, though.
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Far and away the best live-action Batman movie out there.
my brother got me a fancy 4K steelbook set of the nolan batman movies so i’m rewatching BATMAN BEGINS for the 20th time and i still think this one is the best batman story of the bunch
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
My contributor copy of Tales of Sley House 2025 from @sleyhouseeditor.bsky.social came in today! Pick it up to read my story, "Scratches," the second piece of fiction that has been published! It means so much that people want to share the stories I've been working on.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Socrates, c. 380 BCE
who invented writing. I’m gonna kick their ass
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Idle Cheeks
deadass?
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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A small (personal) example of this book’s intellectual dishonesty:

My father-in-law is reading In Covid’s Wake, and excitedly told me he found a passage where I’m quoted. The quote in question is me saying the FBI worked to censor speech on social media.

Huh? When did I say that?!
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
'Gremlins,' Joe Dante (1984)
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 20d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Huh. It's the right call, but I can't believe there are some actual consequences. Good for the IGA.
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I think the final boss of Metroid Dread is one of my favorites of all time
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM