Alyssa
@dcalyssa.bsky.social
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Alyssa
@dcalyssa.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Finally here! Looking for my friends 👀
I'm trying to avoid national politics for my sanity but MATT GAETZ CRASHING OUT on Twitter is my favorite thing happening today 😂
December 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I'm trying to avoid national politics for my sanity but MATT GAETZ CRASHING OUT on Twitter is my favorite thing happening today 😂
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Aliaksei Protas ties career high in points just 33 games into the season: "It’s amazing, the growth in his game"
Aliaksei Protas ties career high in points just 33 games into the season: ‘It’s amazing, the growth in his game’
WASHINGTON, DC -- The Washington Capitals haven’t even reached the holiday break, but Aliaksei Protas has already had himself a career year.…
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December 23, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Aliaksei Protas ties career high in points just 33 games into the season: "It’s amazing, the growth in his game"
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tate in a screagle sweater?!
it's ok i'm ok
it's ok i'm ok
December 18, 2024 at 7:25 PM
tate in a screagle sweater?!
it's ok i'm ok
it's ok i'm ok
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For those flying today. It’s “Green” day when the Army’s many training posts release their soldiers to go home for the holidays. I assure you that your flight is full and TSA-Pre is packed. Plan accordingly!
December 17, 2024 at 12:02 PM
For those flying today. It’s “Green” day when the Army’s many training posts release their soldiers to go home for the holidays. I assure you that your flight is full and TSA-Pre is packed. Plan accordingly!
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The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.
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One of my all timers
December 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
One of my all timers
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Aaron Rogers lost again. That’s a shame.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Aaron Rogers lost again. That’s a shame.
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What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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I made the mistake of using dog shampoo & now I feel like such a good girl…
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I made the mistake of using dog shampoo & now I feel like such a good girl…
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North Carolina will be sued.
The North Carolina General Assembly’s GOP supermajority just approved a hugely corrupt power grab, seizing authority from the governor and the courts to prevent any meaningful check on legislative abuses. Authoritarian stuff. A very dark day for democracy in NC. amp.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
North Carolina will be sued.
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Someone else posted this and as I attempted to repost, I lost the page. Fortunately, I'd saved it prior. Thank you so much, OP. This is truly beautiful and speaks to my experience. While I try my hardest to heal, I don't think I ever will, not entirely and not in this lifetime. That has to be okay.
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Someone else posted this and as I attempted to repost, I lost the page. Fortunately, I'd saved it prior. Thank you so much, OP. This is truly beautiful and speaks to my experience. While I try my hardest to heal, I don't think I ever will, not entirely and not in this lifetime. That has to be okay.
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Our annual #Pride Night, presented by @GiantFood, is tomorrow!
Get tickets for #CapsSharks plus a Pride-themed #ALLCAPS tumbler through this special offer.
🎟️ washca.ps/PrideX
Get tickets for #CapsSharks plus a Pride-themed #ALLCAPS tumbler through this special offer.
🎟️ washca.ps/PrideX
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Our annual #Pride Night, presented by @GiantFood, is tomorrow!
Get tickets for #CapsSharks plus a Pride-themed #ALLCAPS tumbler through this special offer.
🎟️ washca.ps/PrideX
Get tickets for #CapsSharks plus a Pride-themed #ALLCAPS tumbler through this special offer.
🎟️ washca.ps/PrideX
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Did anyone else first see this on Clarissa Explains It All and pined over it the rest of their childhood
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Did anyone else first see this on Clarissa Explains It All and pined over it the rest of their childhood
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Genius move
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Genius move
This sounds nice 😂
It feels nice to not have to scroll quickly past all the fake blue checks pooping at the top of all my comments.
I’m here to stay.
I’m here to stay.
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
This sounds nice 😂
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December 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Finally here! Looking for my friends 👀
December 1, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Finally here! Looking for my friends 👀