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Zac Funk returns to Hershey Bears’ active roster after being out with injury since February russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/z...
Zac Funk returns to Hershey Bears’ active roster after being out with injury since February
After nine months away, Washington Capitals prospect Zac Funk is officially ready to restart his professional career. Saturday, the Capitals announced that…
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November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Zac Funk returns to Hershey Bears’ active roster after being out with injury since February russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/z...
Ryan Leonard authors game-winning assist, receives career high in ice time against Maple Leafs: "I think his game is at the best it's ever been"
Ryan Leonard authors game-winning assist, receives career high in ice time against Maple Leafs: ‘I think his game is at the best it’s ever been’
Ryan Leonard set a new career high in single-game time on ice with 18:32 played against the Toronto Maple Leafs on Friday…
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November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ryan Leonard authors game-winning assist, receives career high in ice time against Maple Leafs: "I think his game is at the best it's ever been"
Kyle Palmieri tears ACL in left knee, still steals puck, and assists on Islanders goal while limping to bench
Kyle Palmieri tears ACL in left knee, still steals puck, and assists on Islanders goal while limping to bench
Kyle Palmieri made one of the courageous plays in recent NHL history. The veteran New York Islanders winger tore the ACL in…
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November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Kyle Palmieri tears ACL in left knee, still steals puck, and assists on Islanders goal while limping to bench
Spencer Carbery on Ilya Protas potentially being called up to the Capitals: "The time will come" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/i...
Spencer Carbery on Ilya Protas potentially being called up to the Capitals: ‘The time will come’
The Washington Capitals have injury issues up the middle, and one player who could certainly help fix the team's current center depth…
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November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Spencer Carbery on Ilya Protas potentially being called up to the Capitals: "The time will come" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/i...
Capitals score four unanswered goals in big win over Maple Leafs
Capitals complete clutch comeback over Maple Leafs: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals should not have been down 2-0 in Friday night's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs, and they eventually righted…
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November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Capitals score four unanswered goals in big win over Maple Leafs
Tage Thompson fights Stefan Noesen himself avenging dirty hit from last season: "I figured I’d take care my own business" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/t...
Tage Thompson fights Stefan Noesen himself avenging dirty hit from last season: ‘I figured I’d take care my own business’
Buffalo Sabres star forward Tage Thompson got in a rare fight to settle a personal score on Friday. Thompson dropped the gloves…
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November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Tage Thompson fights Stefan Noesen himself avenging dirty hit from last season: "I figured I’d take care my own business" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/29/t...
Capitals sing "We want you, baby" at Spencer Carbery and Rasmus Sandin after beating Toronto Maple Leafs russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/c...
Capitals sing ‘We want you, baby’ at Spencer Carbery and Rasmus Sandin after beating Toronto Maple Leafs
The Washington Capitals collected their sixth win in their last seven games, defeating the Toronto Maple Leafs 4-2 at Capital One Arena.…
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November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Capitals sing "We want you, baby" at Spencer Carbery and Rasmus Sandin after beating Toronto Maple Leafs russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/c...
Jakob Chychrun's game-winner extends his goal streak to five and point streak to ten, tying a Capitals defenseman record
Jakob Chychrun’s game-winner extends his goal streak to five and point streak to ten, tying a Capitals defenseman record
Jakob Chychrun is the hottest player in the National Hockey League. Chychrun's latest feat, sending a one-timer over the shoulder of goaltender…
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November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jakob Chychrun's game-winner extends his goal streak to five and point streak to ten, tying a Capitals defenseman record
On hot mic, Kelly Sutherland tells Capitals "I owe you one" after blowing whistle early and negating Dylan Strome goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/k...
On hot mic, Kelly Sutherland tells Capitals ‘I owe you one’ after blowing whistle early and negating Dylan Strome goal
The Washington Capitals were robbed of a goal 21 seconds into their 4-2 victory against the Toronto Maple Leafs, Friday. And official…
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November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
On hot mic, Kelly Sutherland tells Capitals "I owe you one" after blowing whistle early and negating Dylan Strome goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/k...
CAPS WIN
One more in the win column before they head out on the road: Capitals beat Maple Leafs 4-2
The Washington Capitals wrapped up their homestand against the Toronto Maple Leafs on Friday night. The Caps have been downright terrible against…
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
CAPS WIN
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Leafs is now up. Come join us in the comments for some analysis and updates! russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Toronto Maple Leafs at Capital One Arena
Two nights after defeating the Winnipeg Jets, the Washington Capitals' position in the Eastern Conference standings is considerably less dour than a…
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November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Leafs is now up. Come join us in the comments for some analysis and updates! russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/l...
Spencer Carbery explains why Capitals chose to recall Bogdan Trineyev from AHL’s Hershey Bears: "If there’s an opportunity to go into the lineup, he’s earned it"
Spencer Carbery explains why Capitals chose to recall Bogdan Trineyev from AHL’s Hershey Bears: ‘If there’s an opportunity to go into the lineup, he’s earned it’
The Washington Capitals gave Bogdan Trineyev the first NHL recall of his career on Wednesday afternoon. Trineyev, a 2020 fourth-round pick, has…
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November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Spencer Carbery explains why Capitals chose to recall Bogdan Trineyev from AHL’s Hershey Bears: "If there’s an opportunity to go into the lineup, he’s earned it"
Nic Dowd will miss sixth straight game with upper-body injury and Capitals still don't have "great timeline" for his return
Nic Dowd will miss sixth straight game with upper-body injury and Capitals still don’t have ‘great timeline’ for his return
Nic Dowd won't be on the ice when the Washington Capitals take on the Toronto Maple Leafs in the last game of their…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nic Dowd will miss sixth straight game with upper-body injury and Capitals still don't have "great timeline" for his return
Tom Wilson’s one-year-old son, Teddy, is already showing interest in hockey. He also shoots right-handed just like Dad. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/t...
Tom Wilson’s one-year-old son, Teddy, is already showing interest in hockey and shoots right-handed like Dad
The Washington Capitals held practice and a private family skate at MedStar Capitals Iceplex on Thanksgiving ahead of their Black Friday game…
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November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tom Wilson’s one-year-old son, Teddy, is already showing interest in hockey. He also shoots right-handed just like Dad. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/t...
Nashville Predators reportedly willing to listen to trade offers for veteran forwards Steven Stamkos and Jonathan Marchessault
Nashville Predators reportedly willing to listen to trade offers for veteran forwards Steven Stamkos and Jonathan Marchessault
The Nashville Predators are one of the hottest topics in the NHL, as their league-worst 7-12-4 start to the 2025-26 season has…
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November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nashville Predators reportedly willing to listen to trade offers for veteran forwards Steven Stamkos and Jonathan Marchessault
Logan Thompson is currently the early frontrunner for the 2026 Vezina Trophy russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/l...
Capitals’ Logan Thompson early frontrunner for 2026 Vezina Trophy
Logan Thompson is putting together another special season with the Washington Capitals. After finishing fourth in Vezina Trophy voting last season, Thompson…
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November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Logan Thompson is currently the early frontrunner for the 2026 Vezina Trophy russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/l...
Eriks Mateiko scores his first AHL goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/e...
Eriks Mateiko scores first AHL goal in Hershey Bears loss
Washington Capitals prospect Eriks Mateiko scored his first AHL goal as a member of the Hershey Bears on Wednesday night. The 6-foot-6…
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November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Eriks Mateiko scores his first AHL goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/28/e...
Jakob Chychrun and Matt Roy have combined to form a dominant defense pairing this season: "They've been very, very effective right from jump street"
Jakob Chychrun and Matt Roy have combined to form a dominant defense pairing this season: ‘They’ve been very, very effective right from jump street’
The Washington Capitals are a team primarily built from the back, with a defense corps among the best in the NHL. A…
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November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Jakob Chychrun and Matt Roy have combined to form a dominant defense pairing this season: "They've been very, very effective right from jump street"
Capitals get more scoring from their defense in win over Jets
Capitals down the Jets with more offense from the backend: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals made sure to keep the good times rolling after celebrating their captain ahead of Wednesday night's game against the…
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Capitals get more scoring from their defense in win over Jets
Bogdan Trineyev gets ovation from Caps players in locker room after Spencer Carbery's postgame victory speech russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/27/b...
Bogdan Trineyev gets ovation from Caps players in locker room after Spencer Carbery’s postgame victory speech
Bogdan Trineyev received his first call-up to the NHL on Wednesday after Nic Dowd was placed on injured reserve. While Trineyev didn't…
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November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Bogdan Trineyev gets ovation from Caps players in locker room after Spencer Carbery's postgame victory speech russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/27/b...
Ilya Protas is now on a six-game goal streak after scoring a shorty against the Baby Pens russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/27/i...
Ilya Protas scores shorthanded goal to extend goal-scoring streak to six games
Ilya Protas is on an absolute heater for the Hershey Bears. Wednesday, the 19-year-old centerman scored in his sixth straight game --…
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November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ilya Protas is now on a six-game goal streak after scoring a shorty against the Baby Pens russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/27/i...
Alex Ovechkin scored his 908th career goal with a spinning, no-look shot against the Winnipeg Jets. He now has eight goals in his last nine games.
“He’s in one of those grooves right now, that every time he shoots it on net, all of us expect it to go in,” Connor McMichael said postgame.
“He’s in one of those grooves right now, that every time he shoots it on net, all of us expect it to go in,” Connor McMichael said postgame.
Alex Ovechkin scores 908th career goal with spinning, no-look shot against Winnipeg Jets
WASHINGTON, DC -- The Washington Capitals celebrated Alex Ovechkin’s historic career Wednesday night, and he wasted no time giving the fans more…
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November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Alex Ovechkin scored his 908th career goal with a spinning, no-look shot against the Winnipeg Jets. He now has eight goals in his last nine games.
“He’s in one of those grooves right now, that every time he shoots it on net, all of us expect it to go in,” Connor McMichael said postgame.
“He’s in one of those grooves right now, that every time he shoots it on net, all of us expect it to go in,” Connor McMichael said postgame.
All about the Alex Ovechkin pregame ceremony which celebrated his 900th goal and 1500th game played
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Alex Ovechkin celebrated by Capitals during pregame ceremony for scoring 900 goals and playing in 1,500 games
The Washington Capitals gave Alex Ovechkin his due in what might be the last milestone-related pregame ceremony of his historic playing career.…
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November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
All about the Alex Ovechkin pregame ceremony which celebrated his 900th goal and 1500th game played
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Alex Ovechkin's sons, Sergei and Ilya, take warmups with the Capitals ahead of their dad's pregame ceremony for 900 goals and 1,500 games. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/26/a...
Alex Ovechkin’s sons, Sergei and Ilya, take warmups with Capitals ahead of dad’s pregame ceremony for 900 goals and 1,500 games
Ahead of a pregame ceremony honoring him for scoring 900 goals and playing in 1,500 games, Alex Ovechkin was joined, adorably might…
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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Alex Ovechkin's sons, Sergei and Ilya, take warmups with the Capitals ahead of their dad's pregame ceremony for 900 goals and 1,500 games. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/26/a...