Darr(n)
@darrn.bsky.social
No one of note.
From Ontario.
Cannot Haiku.
From Ontario.
Cannot Haiku.
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Darr(n)
@darrn.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I am pleased to announce that I am not notable.
My wife bought a judge costume with a small gavel. She had her French class put Le Compte de Monte Cristo on trial. Turns out the gavel disassembles into a multi-compartment cannabis grinder, storage, and pipe. Not sure how drug paraphernalia ended up in a youth-targetted Halloween costume.
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My wife bought a judge costume with a small gavel. She had her French class put Le Compte de Monte Cristo on trial. Turns out the gavel disassembles into a multi-compartment cannabis grinder, storage, and pipe. Not sure how drug paraphernalia ended up in a youth-targetted Halloween costume.
Picard: "The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth... scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based... if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth..., you don't deserve to wear that uniform!"
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Picard: "The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth... scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based... if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth..., you don't deserve to wear that uniform!"
Star Trek Generations and First Contact "villains" share a scene in a retirement home: Admiral Tolwyn (er... Soren) and the Borg Queen. I haven't been this excited since I saw Obi Wan and The Doctor (Who) in "Shallow Grave."
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Star Trek Generations and First Contact "villains" share a scene in a retirement home: Admiral Tolwyn (er... Soren) and the Borg Queen. I haven't been this excited since I saw Obi Wan and The Doctor (Who) in "Shallow Grave."
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Was explaining to the 16yo that "data" is plural. She asked what the singular was, and I said "datum."
Without missing a beat she said, "Datum? I hardly knowum."
Without missing a beat she said, "Datum? I hardly knowum."
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Was explaining to the 16yo that "data" is plural. She asked what the singular was, and I said "datum."
Without missing a beat she said, "Datum? I hardly knowum."
Without missing a beat she said, "Datum? I hardly knowum."
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We got the Fallout meal from Dave’s Hot Chicken which comes with a stim injector for your choice of sauce. For this one glorious moment, we are dead center in the zeitgeist.
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We got the Fallout meal from Dave’s Hot Chicken which comes with a stim injector for your choice of sauce. For this one glorious moment, we are dead center in the zeitgeist.
My kids were playing with my phone's "generative" image editing tools.
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My kids were playing with my phone's "generative" image editing tools.
"You're so vain" is a great tune.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
"You're so vain" is a great tune.
It seems they worship carbon dioxide... suddenly their policies make sense.
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It seems they worship carbon dioxide... suddenly their policies make sense.
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especially the dance remix...
Bill O'Reilly Flips Out —DANCE REMIX
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January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
especially the dance remix...
Once I peed beside "Down to Earth" guy, in the bathrooms near the science auditorium at the University. He was a local geologist who hosted the aforementioned local community science/geology TV show, which had a rockin' (no pun intended) synth tune... man I miss that tune...
Served Tim Robbins a hot fudge sundae at my first ever summer job when I was 14 (he tipped well, btw)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Once I peed beside "Down to Earth" guy, in the bathrooms near the science auditorium at the University. He was a local geologist who hosted the aforementioned local community science/geology TV show, which had a rockin' (no pun intended) synth tune... man I miss that tune...
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
I like that my birthday is the solstice. It proves (to me) that I am a special boy. Enjoy the increased sunshine.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I like that my birthday is the solstice. It proves (to me) that I am a special boy. Enjoy the increased sunshine.
Pluribus asks the question: "what if 'the woke mind virus' wasn't the stupidest term uttered by a human-resembling being?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Pluribus asks the question: "what if 'the woke mind virus' wasn't the stupidest term uttered by a human-resembling being?"
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man generating an AI image of a boot stamping on his own face, forever.
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man generating an AI image of a boot stamping on his own face, forever.
"The Bunker Show," is what my wife referred "Fallout" to, the other day. I like it.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"The Bunker Show," is what my wife referred "Fallout" to, the other day. I like it.
Clouds in my coffee:
I've seen them from both sides now,
How the light gets in.
I've seen them from both sides now,
How the light gets in.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Clouds in my coffee:
I've seen them from both sides now,
How the light gets in.
I've seen them from both sides now,
How the light gets in.
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🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
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****Elizabeth May’s balance of power intensifies****
BREAKING: Conservative MP Michael Ma is crossing the floor to sit as a Liberal.
Liberals are now just one seat short of a majority.
Liberals are now just one seat short of a majority.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
****Elizabeth May’s balance of power intensifies****
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We could've had high speed rail in the US, but the right-wing think it's the sign of the beast or some stupid shit
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We could've had high speed rail in the US, but the right-wing think it's the sign of the beast or some stupid shit
I wonder what Jimmy did this time. But I love being blissfully unaware.
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I wonder what Jimmy did this time. But I love being blissfully unaware.
This polar vortex isn't fooling around, and neither am I. The dog really likes the -20°C cold powder snow weather.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This polar vortex isn't fooling around, and neither am I. The dog really likes the -20°C cold powder snow weather.