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@danmoser.bsky.social
When I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas, she goes all we've been married for decades, you should just know, and then she's mad when I get her something from Walgreen's As Seen on TV display. #MarriageTheMostDangerousGame
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Would truly be a Christmas miracle if we got through this week without Trump posting about Ben Sasse.
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hey, that was the nickname of that girl from Oshkosh majoring in business admin who lit up the dance floor at the Backlot in Kearney in the late '70s.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Gotta give it up for American voters. No way to know any of this ahead of time. Sometimes you just have to do shit and see what happens. Thanks.
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Pretty much all of the New Testament is Jesus talking about how much he loves stuff like this and how you're probably going to hell if you don't do it
Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas...$70 per ticket.
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We don't always sing about cherubim at Mass but when we do it's because we need a rhyme for seraphim.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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See that’s the kind of talk that gets you buried in an unmarked grave on a second-rate golf course
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Stefanik leaving politics to spend more time with family. Sadly, family just endorsed someone else. Womp womp.
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The fall of the soulless Elise Stefanik, who abandoned principles only to be screwed over by Trump and Speaker Johnson, is so delicious and richly deserved, I have a schadenfreude headache.
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Not gonna lie, this has been a sad year on the home front and a crap year nationally, and of all the data points for '26's pending woes, the one that feels most ominous is the Stones canceling their tour because Keef isn't up to it.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Kennedy Center name is a statutory matter of course, and I'll donate $100 to any congressional rep -- Swalwell? AOC? what the hell, Bacon! -- who sponsors a bill to rename it the Kennedy-Reiner Center.
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
tfw people still think it's funny to say, "hey, you could write a whole new verse of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' just from this week, huh, Bill?"
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not 100% sure about the politics of Trump claiming last night he invented 6-7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That reporter dishes about a tense moment during the Wiles interviews
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Like the saying goes, those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat the same dumb shit George W. Bush did. #WMD #Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tfw you remember you're the adult in the room
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Providence Police Department is the Boulder Police Department of Uvalde Police Departments.
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
you think this is bad, you should see what Susie Wiles has to say in the Signal chat Jeffrey Goldberg is in on.
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh damn. Joe Ely.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dammit, the White House narrative for the week was supposed to be that Rob Reiner was a POS who caused the slitting of his own throat by his mentally ill son, and now Susie Wiles done stepped all over it. It's just amateur hour there.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Presumably Scott Frost will seek a bench trial for his case against NU 'cause the fan base/jury pool is NOT in the fuckin' mood for his bullshit right now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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"Sir, we're getting a lot of buzz from your comments attacking that beloved director who was slain. Whom should we go after next?"

"Maybe an astronaut?"

"Brilliant, sir. Everyone hates them."
they're coming for Senator Kelly, it looks like
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Please, God, watch over Taylor Swift and keep her safe and well this next year." -- GOP politicians tonight
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM