I'd like to think I'd use a time machine to go back and kill Hitler, but I'd probably just go back to when I was still hungry and hadn't started that pizza yet.
Trump: You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse—you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency
Seems to be a distinct lack of interest in this option, so let me just point out the sudden availability of another NFL-fired member of the Callahan family.
Husker fans nervous about Rhule being mentioned for alma mater Penn State job should be comforted by the fact that, as a sign of national relevance, having other schools sniffing around your coach is probably healthier than firing nine-win coaches. GBR!