Dale
@dalehofmann.bsky.social
Producer, raconteur, orator
King of the Babies
King of the Babies
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
A beautiful meal at Joe Beef. Wonderful to watch food handled and prepared with such love and care.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
A beautiful meal at Joe Beef. Wonderful to watch food handled and prepared with such love and care.
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If your alternative media isn't writing about immigrant rights and trans liberation you are just huffing billionaire farts
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If your alternative media isn't writing about immigrant rights and trans liberation you are just huffing billionaire farts
Les Aliments Felix Mish
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Les Aliments Felix Mish
Montreal street gnocchi
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Montreal street gnocchi
I ate this sandwich (I also made it.)
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I ate this sandwich (I also made it.)
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Anyone who thinks that the police are going to police themselves is a fool.
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Anyone who thinks that the police are going to police themselves is a fool.
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Tickets selling fast for The Gary Glitter Retrospective at The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Tickets selling fast for The Gary Glitter Retrospective at The Donald J Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.
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Here's my interview on C-SPAN about THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP! Viewers from around the US called in to ask me questions and discuss their own travels and concerns for our country: www.c-span.org/program/wash...
Sarah Kendzior on Her Book [The Last American Road Trip: A Memoir]
Author Sarah Kendzior talked about her book [The Last American Road Trip: A Memoir]. This interview was the final day of a nine-day "Washington Journal" 2025 Holiday Authors series.
www.c-span.org
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Here's my interview on C-SPAN about THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP! Viewers from around the US called in to ask me questions and discuss their own travels and concerns for our country: www.c-span.org/program/wash...
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
His white teeth make a musical din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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trying to imagine face turn trump. "folks we're stopping the biden genocide, it's been very bad, the biden genocide, and netanyahu. he's a nasty man. not a friend of the great, great jewish people, who need our friendship and support now more than ever. we're unionizing the service industry, folks"
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
trying to imagine face turn trump. "folks we're stopping the biden genocide, it's been very bad, the biden genocide, and netanyahu. he's a nasty man. not a friend of the great, great jewish people, who need our friendship and support now more than ever. we're unionizing the service industry, folks"
Very nice wonton/bbq pork noodle soup today
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Very nice wonton/bbq pork noodle soup today
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.
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I will not be watching or reading any "analyses" about the Democratic party in D.C. I know all about them & their complicity. I'm not interested and I choose to reclaim my time and attention.
There're other kinds of politics to engage & most importantly to do (including in our local communities).
There're other kinds of politics to engage & most importantly to do (including in our local communities).
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I will not be watching or reading any "analyses" about the Democratic party in D.C. I know all about them & their complicity. I'm not interested and I choose to reclaim my time and attention.
There're other kinds of politics to engage & most importantly to do (including in our local communities).
There're other kinds of politics to engage & most importantly to do (including in our local communities).