Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
Accidental Pharisee defender. Thinks hedgehogs are cute.
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Dalassa
@dalassa.bsky.social
· Apr 6
I am making a thread of the beginnings of all the chapters of the Pharisee’s Wife so it’s easier to find.
No, I don’t think any of that is true.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No, I don’t think any of that is true.
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Superman takes place in Metropolis, dummies
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Superman takes place in Metropolis, dummies
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My expression got increasingly horrified while reading this.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My expression got increasingly horrified while reading this.
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Every variation of blood-libel/Satanic baby-killerism is a permission structure employed to allow, endorse, and ultimately *require* the sinful behavior that is the cause of its adherents' anxiety.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every variation of blood-libel/Satanic baby-killerism is a permission structure employed to allow, endorse, and ultimately *require* the sinful behavior that is the cause of its adherents' anxiety.
Trying out a new soup
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Trying out a new soup
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
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I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother’s house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother’s house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
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Our government is disappearing people and subjecting their families to unimaginable terror.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Our government is disappearing people and subjecting their families to unimaginable terror.
I have made a regrettable choice
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have made a regrettable choice
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also bitch lol "we would feel differently about NATO if one of the founding members didn't ethnically cleanse us"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...
The Holocaust - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
also bitch lol "we would feel differently about NATO if one of the founding members didn't ethnically cleanse us"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...
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in fact, earlier this year, when German soldiers arrived in Vilnius, for the first time in the entire history of my entire bloodline going back to the 13th century, I regarded that as a great geopolitical achievement
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
in fact, earlier this year, when German soldiers arrived in Vilnius, for the first time in the entire history of my entire bloodline going back to the 13th century, I regarded that as a great geopolitical achievement
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Germany not being at war with Germany is imo one of the biggest German achievements of the last 150 years.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Germany not being at war with Germany is imo one of the biggest German achievements of the last 150 years.
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Oh dang the article that started the avalanche of Biden Old push notifications from every major news outlet was written by a woman who was sleeping with a *different* presidential candidate *at the time*?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oh dang the article that started the avalanche of Biden Old push notifications from every major news outlet was written by a woman who was sleeping with a *different* presidential candidate *at the time*?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
Now does everyone understand what I mean by "ratfucking operation"?
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Going to try to introduce “code-coded” as a thing. If you like to say things are “*-coded” then you are code-coded.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Going to try to introduce “code-coded” as a thing. If you like to say things are “*-coded” then you are code-coded.
@pymundgenealogy.com is Rodtz a spelling of Lodz?
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@pymundgenealogy.com is Rodtz a spelling of Lodz?
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people genuinely do not know how the entire Colorado River water crisis is because farmers are growing alfalfa in the mountain west
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
people genuinely do not know how the entire Colorado River water crisis is because farmers are growing alfalfa in the mountain west
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It’s kind of beautiful that the human condition means every day 2 billion people worldwide learn what a fuckboy is, but then forget that night
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s kind of beautiful that the human condition means every day 2 billion people worldwide learn what a fuckboy is, but then forget that night
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a lot of people are saying that Olivia and Ryan are terrible, and they aren't wrong, but a lot of people unfairly forget about Keith in all of this. thank you sir for continuously reminding us that you played a really weird role in this too.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
a lot of people are saying that Olivia and Ryan are terrible, and they aren't wrong, but a lot of people unfairly forget about Keith in all of this. thank you sir for continuously reminding us that you played a really weird role in this too.
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The “punching Arius” story is probably apocryphal, but man, is it a good story!
The more historical legends about Nicholas of Myra are pretty good. Like the story where he punched another priest over heresy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The “punching Arius” story is probably apocryphal, but man, is it a good story!
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Old joke I heard:
To a foreigner all Americans are Yankees,
To an American a Yankee is from the Northeast,
In the Northeast a Yankee is from New England,
In New England a Yankee is from Vermont,
In Vermont a Yankee is somebody who still has pie for breakfast
To a foreigner all Americans are Yankees,
To an American a Yankee is from the Northeast,
In the Northeast a Yankee is from New England,
In New England a Yankee is from Vermont,
In Vermont a Yankee is somebody who still has pie for breakfast
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Old joke I heard:
To a foreigner all Americans are Yankees,
To an American a Yankee is from the Northeast,
In the Northeast a Yankee is from New England,
In New England a Yankee is from Vermont,
In Vermont a Yankee is somebody who still has pie for breakfast
To a foreigner all Americans are Yankees,
To an American a Yankee is from the Northeast,
In the Northeast a Yankee is from New England,
In New England a Yankee is from Vermont,
In Vermont a Yankee is somebody who still has pie for breakfast
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Gut wrenching: “I had to take our baby from my crying wife’s arms,” Mr. Paul, 33, said, recalling the moment that agents said they were arresting his wife, Katie.
Ms. Paul was sent to an immigration detention center with hundreds of other people swept up in the Trump administration’s crackdown.”
Ms. Paul was sent to an immigration detention center with hundreds of other people swept up in the Trump administration’s crackdown.”
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gut wrenching: “I had to take our baby from my crying wife’s arms,” Mr. Paul, 33, said, recalling the moment that agents said they were arresting his wife, Katie.
Ms. Paul was sent to an immigration detention center with hundreds of other people swept up in the Trump administration’s crackdown.”
Ms. Paul was sent to an immigration detention center with hundreds of other people swept up in the Trump administration’s crackdown.”
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No one talks about it, but Cain killing his brother was pretty Abelist.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
No one talks about it, but Cain killing his brother was pretty Abelist.