Dakota
@dakotabun.bsky.social
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
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good to see hard data on "baseball and hockey players have by a large margin the worst politics of any major sport", a thing that every serious sports fan knows intuitively
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
good to see hard data on "baseball and hockey players have by a large margin the worst politics of any major sport", a thing that every serious sports fan knows intuitively
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The instant you start to think that more people should read your posts, it's over.
A true poster doesn't really understand why anyone would want to read their posts.
A true poster doesn't really understand why anyone would want to read their posts.
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
The instant you start to think that more people should read your posts, it's over.
A true poster doesn't really understand why anyone would want to read their posts.
A true poster doesn't really understand why anyone would want to read their posts.
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I can't get enough of her 💖🏳️⚧️ #undertale
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I can't get enough of her 💖🏳️⚧️ #undertale
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if u need me i will be somewhere near the center of a ten foot blanket Katamari that slowly rolls around my apartment absorbing snacks and small animals
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
if u need me i will be somewhere near the center of a ten foot blanket Katamari that slowly rolls around my apartment absorbing snacks and small animals
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Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Selling one ticket is infinitely more funny than selling no tickets.
QTP with the game you’re currently playing
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
QTP with the game you’re currently playing
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the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
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how do you fuck a storm
I'm sure you've heard this before and I don't want to sound like a scratched record but if you're someplace that doesn't usually get storms and cold like this one, or you've only recently moved to someplace that does, treat this fucker with the respect you would give a kaiju.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
how do you fuck a storm
Tell me your pets name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Tell me your pets name in a gif
Muppet Full Metal Jacket
Muppet Ichi the Killer
Tadanobu Asano is the one human actor
Tadanobu Asano is the one human actor
Muppet a Rated R Movie:
Bram Stoker's Muppet Dracula
Bram Stoker's Muppet Dracula
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Muppet Full Metal Jacket
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you know those 'hot woman washing a car' style pinups
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
you know those 'hot woman washing a car' style pinups
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And where is the motherfucker who cuts a pizza like this? That shit has not happened in all of history.
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
And where is the motherfucker who cuts a pizza like this? That shit has not happened in all of history.
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
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If you're into funky experimental games with tons of little freaks in it (and a touch of existential dread) this may be your jam.
I put so many lesbians in here also. So. 🚶
I put so many lesbians in here also. So. 🚶
JOLLY TIMES... GREAT GOD GROVE is only 12 SMACKAROONS until Jan 5th on Steam.
💥💥💥
💥💥💥
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you're into funky experimental games with tons of little freaks in it (and a touch of existential dread) this may be your jam.
I put so many lesbians in here also. So. 🚶
I put so many lesbians in here also. So. 🚶
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And this is why social media, for all its horrors, is still amazing.
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And this is why social media, for all its horrors, is still amazing.
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The world must be ready for transmasc milfs
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The world must be ready for transmasc milfs
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a bit old but i think i kinda cooked with the armour here ‼️ #undertale
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
a bit old but i think i kinda cooked with the armour here ‼️ #undertale
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Witch Study?
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Witch Study?
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It's been a good couple days for seeing a real piece of shit loser get the absolute tar beat out of him
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's been a good couple days for seeing a real piece of shit loser get the absolute tar beat out of him
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$2200 vet bill right before the hildays. Great. Awesome
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
$2200 vet bill right before the hildays. Great. Awesome