Jacob Alexander Tice
@daemonspudguy.jacobatice.com
I make garbage and some people view it. They/them pronouns.
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Germany over here just passing outright gibberish legislation. This does not exist. This cannot exist. Nothing works like this. Nothing can work like this.
Germany over here just passing outright gibberish legislation. This does not exist. This cannot exist. Nothing works like this. Nothing can work like this.
Germany gets closer to mandating age assurance at OS level
Germany is getting closer to forcing operating system makers to include age assurance at the operating system level, proposing a one-touch kid mode.
www.neowin.net
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Germany over here just passing outright gibberish legislation. This does not exist. This cannot exist. Nothing works like this. Nothing can work like this.
Germany over here just passing outright gibberish legislation. This does not exist. This cannot exist. Nothing works like this. Nothing can work like this.
youtu.be/qKltJkLWmBI
My first video in 3 years. I needed to talk about Algospeak because the shit like PDF file and grape has been driving me fucking insane for 2 years now. Hopefully actual content comes soon.
My first video in 3 years. I needed to talk about Algospeak because the shit like PDF file and grape has been driving me fucking insane for 2 years now. Hopefully actual content comes soon.
Thoughts on Algospeak (plus where I've been)
YouTube video by Jacob Alexander Tice
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
youtu.be/qKltJkLWmBI
My first video in 3 years. I needed to talk about Algospeak because the shit like PDF file and grape has been driving me fucking insane for 2 years now. Hopefully actual content comes soon.
My first video in 3 years. I needed to talk about Algospeak because the shit like PDF file and grape has been driving me fucking insane for 2 years now. Hopefully actual content comes soon.
I managed to fix my computer's persistent MCE issues. The fix was genuinely dumber than I could have possibly imagined. I disabled power saving in my wifi card's drivers.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I managed to fix my computer's persistent MCE issues. The fix was genuinely dumber than I could have possibly imagined. I disabled power saving in my wifi card's drivers.
I will NOT waste an opportunity to mock this kind of thing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I will NOT waste an opportunity to mock this kind of thing.
What the fuck is any of this?
in lieu of engaging with brianna wu and her opinions i will once again post her art, along with an artistic statement from her husband explaining it
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What the fuck is any of this?
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AND ANOTHER THING. WHY WOULD YOU TEAR DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO REPLACE IT? It only takes a couple of days to do the demo! Even for cynical political reasons, having gash on one side and a crater on the other is going to look terrible.
This has been gnawing at me. Apart from the abject illegality, it takes *a long time* to build anything in DC let alone the (theoretically) most secure house of government in the world. AND THERE ARE NO APPROVED PLANS. There's no way this thing get's built in Trump's lifetime.
the ballroom will never be built and he’ll just pocket whatever money he collects because he is a grifter first and foremost
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
AND ANOTHER THING. WHY WOULD YOU TEAR DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO REPLACE IT? It only takes a couple of days to do the demo! Even for cynical political reasons, having gash on one side and a crater on the other is going to look terrible.
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and I've got both, so it's EXTRA FUN
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
and I've got both, so it's EXTRA FUN
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Same shit happens with ADHD. Like, excuse me for understanding A begets B, and then B begets C so stop telling me I'm losing focus when I'm stressing that we cannot skip B.
Y'all fixated on the end product but there's a huge ass hurdle in the way, this is not me going off track B IS REQUIRED FOR C
Y'all fixated on the end product but there's a huge ass hurdle in the way, this is not me going off track B IS REQUIRED FOR C
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Same shit happens with ADHD. Like, excuse me for understanding A begets B, and then B begets C so stop telling me I'm losing focus when I'm stressing that we cannot skip B.
Y'all fixated on the end product but there's a huge ass hurdle in the way, this is not me going off track B IS REQUIRED FOR C
Y'all fixated on the end product but there's a huge ass hurdle in the way, this is not me going off track B IS REQUIRED FOR C
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Autistic people follow directions precisely. The problem is that most directions are imprecise.
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Autistic people follow directions precisely. The problem is that most directions are imprecise.
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neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet
🧵 I hate the Internet of Things. Why should my fucking thermostat only work if it can send an SSL packet to the Big Thermostat in Mountain View, Google? I hate the fact that subscription services and dumb devices we call smart home shit are common.
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🧵 I hate the Internet of Things. Why should my fucking thermostat only work if it can send an SSL packet to the Big Thermostat in Mountain View, Google? I hate the fact that subscription services and dumb devices we call smart home shit are common.
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But sure, more tax cuts for billionaires.
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
But sure, more tax cuts for billionaires.
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"Isn't this joke in bad taste?"
"Well, it varies from person to person."
"Well, it varies from person to person."
The cannibal restaurant nearby sometimes gets in exotic menu items, like the time they offered a psychic! I couldn't resist, I had to try it, but I think it was a tad underdone for my tastes. Yeah, I prefer my rare medium well done.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Isn't this joke in bad taste?"
"Well, it varies from person to person."
"Well, it varies from person to person."
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Deliberate starvation is a war crime. Ecocide is genocide.
Please stop coming into my mentions telling me how how every subatomic particle in Gaza is Hamas. It's tired, it's evil, and it's pointless. I'm not going to argue with you. You're just wrong.
Please stop coming into my mentions telling me how how every subatomic particle in Gaza is Hamas. It's tired, it's evil, and it's pointless. I'm not going to argue with you. You're just wrong.
More than 95 percent of Gaza’s agricultural land unusable, UN warns
Israeli attacks on land, wells and greenhouses exacerbating the already critical risk of famine in Gaza, the FAO says.
www.aljazeera.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Deliberate starvation is a war crime. Ecocide is genocide.
Please stop coming into my mentions telling me how how every subatomic particle in Gaza is Hamas. It's tired, it's evil, and it's pointless. I'm not going to argue with you. You're just wrong.
Please stop coming into my mentions telling me how how every subatomic particle in Gaza is Hamas. It's tired, it's evil, and it's pointless. I'm not going to argue with you. You're just wrong.
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this reminds me of a trolly idea that I had a while back, where the gender selection was actually a way to choose your character class instead with all the character models being stuff that would be visually coded as 'female' by gamers
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this reminds me of a trolly idea that I had a while back, where the gender selection was actually a way to choose your character class instead with all the character models being stuff that would be visually coded as 'female' by gamers
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ah yes... the "third position"
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ah yes... the "third position"
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"An oppressive status quo is preferable to liberation."
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"An oppressive status quo is preferable to liberation."
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"communism is when you throw people off a cliff" 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
You know the "communism hasn't been done right" dicks?
They would throw us all of a cliff one by one saying "It hasn't been done right yet" as each person died.
And if someone by chance didn't die?
They'd claim they were right all along.
Just sayin'
They would throw us all of a cliff one by one saying "It hasn't been done right yet" as each person died.
And if someone by chance didn't die?
They'd claim they were right all along.
Just sayin'
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"communism is when you throw people off a cliff" 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
You. Right now.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x93m5ma
www.dailymotion.com/video/x93m5ma
October 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You. Right now.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x93m5ma
www.dailymotion.com/video/x93m5ma
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I like to remind people that Steven Crowder verbally abused his wife on ring camera.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I like to remind people that Steven Crowder verbally abused his wife on ring camera.
Charlie Kirk once said that empathy was bad and a "made-up New Age philosophy." As a result I have empathy for him but no sympathy. There is no greater insult to his memory than being empathetic.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Charlie Kirk once said that empathy was bad and a "made-up New Age philosophy." As a result I have empathy for him but no sympathy. There is no greater insult to his memory than being empathetic.
It's been 2 years since the ZDoom forums had the entire administration blow up after it was revealed that they protected a sexual predator, which was very well documented, and said predator (Marisa the Magician) is still believed by quite a few to have only been the victim of transmisogyny.
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's been 2 years since the ZDoom forums had the entire administration blow up after it was revealed that they protected a sexual predator, which was very well documented, and said predator (Marisa the Magician) is still believed by quite a few to have only been the victim of transmisogyny.
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The Privacy Sandbox thing is dead. I guess it turns out that literally every single browser vendor other than Google telling them to fuck off with their nonsensical suggestions does still work.
The Privacy Sandbox thing is dead. I guess it turns out that literally every single browser vendor other than Google telling them to fuck off with their nonsensical suggestions does still work.
Google's Privacy Sandbox Is Officially Dead
The elimination of many remaining Privacy Sandbox APIs come six months after third-party cookies got a reprieve in Chrome.
www.adweek.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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The Privacy Sandbox thing is dead. I guess it turns out that literally every single browser vendor other than Google telling them to fuck off with their nonsensical suggestions does still work.
The Privacy Sandbox thing is dead. I guess it turns out that literally every single browser vendor other than Google telling them to fuck off with their nonsensical suggestions does still work.
My favorite feature of the Czech railways is trains crashing into each other. My favorite feature of Deutsche Bahn is the trains that are cancelled so the punctuality stats are artificially improved. My favorite feature of the Hungarian State Railways are the incoherent frankentrains.
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My favorite feature of the Czech railways is trains crashing into each other. My favorite feature of Deutsche Bahn is the trains that are cancelled so the punctuality stats are artificially improved. My favorite feature of the Hungarian State Railways are the incoherent frankentrains.