DadJokeCinema
@dadjokecinema.bsky.social
NASA contractor, very dad.
PlayStation Store is like "psst, you should get #UNBEATABLE again"
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
PlayStation Store is like "psst, you should get #UNBEATABLE again"
Are you absolutely kidding me? That goal was out of this world
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Are you absolutely kidding me? That goal was out of this world
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Thank God for Marty Supreme it was exactly what I needed to swear off mustache twinks for 2026
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Thank God for Marty Supreme it was exactly what I needed to swear off mustache twinks for 2026
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PROJECTING MY PERIOD CRAMPS ONTO POCO #UNBEATABLE
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
PROJECTING MY PERIOD CRAMPS ONTO POCO #UNBEATABLE
A horror show set in Baltimore in the late 90s called Stringer Thangs
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A horror show set in Baltimore in the late 90s called Stringer Thangs
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At least respect us enough to tell us that Venezuela did 9/11
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
At least respect us enough to tell us that Venezuela did 9/11
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I met parents that named their baby the same name as a medium famous still living author. I said "oh like the author?"
They had not googled it. This name is so unique I would dox this baby.
The name is fine...who doesn't google the name? You're not aware of the author with the identical name?
They had not googled it. This name is so unique I would dox this baby.
The name is fine...who doesn't google the name? You're not aware of the author with the identical name?
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I met parents that named their baby the same name as a medium famous still living author. I said "oh like the author?"
They had not googled it. This name is so unique I would dox this baby.
The name is fine...who doesn't google the name? You're not aware of the author with the identical name?
They had not googled it. This name is so unique I would dox this baby.
The name is fine...who doesn't google the name? You're not aware of the author with the identical name?
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I bought a Quaver plush and I'm looking forward to having my children fight each other for it in June.
ALSO! quaver plush disappears after january 6th 12 PM pst!
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
January 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I bought a Quaver plush and I'm looking forward to having my children fight each other for it in June.
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ALSO! quaver plush disappears after january 6th 12 PM pst!
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
ALSO! quaver plush disappears after january 6th 12 PM pst!
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
youtooz.com/products/qua...
buying quaver influences our ability to potentially make more of these in the future... put quaver in your home now she will be polite and behave i promi
This guy here living the American dream, eating by himself at an ihop in his MAGA hat, not a soul interacting with him.
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This guy here living the American dream, eating by himself at an ihop in his MAGA hat, not a soul interacting with him.
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Due to feedback from our testers, we have decided to patch "Happy New Year" to "Acceptable New Year" to avoid disappointment and better match the realities of the market.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Due to feedback from our testers, we have decided to patch "Happy New Year" to "Acceptable New Year" to avoid disappointment and better match the realities of the market.
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can you block yourself on twitter
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
can you block yourself on twitter
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Reggie loves the snow and dislikes a coat.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reggie loves the snow and dislikes a coat.
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I've decided on Fahrenheit 451 as my final book of the year. I have read Bradbury, but for some reason, never this one.
Usually I skip the forewords but decided not to, and I'm glad I read this one because it was lovely, and ended thus.
Usually I skip the forewords but decided not to, and I'm glad I read this one because it was lovely, and ended thus.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've decided on Fahrenheit 451 as my final book of the year. I have read Bradbury, but for some reason, never this one.
Usually I skip the forewords but decided not to, and I'm glad I read this one because it was lovely, and ended thus.
Usually I skip the forewords but decided not to, and I'm glad I read this one because it was lovely, and ended thus.
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
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instead of purchasing a 'vintage' copy of Newton's Optics and receiving POD trash and getting mad about it and sending an embarrassing email in anger...I downloaded the free pdf of the 400 year old book and read it on my ipad.
this is the type of growth I will be taking into 2026.
this is the type of growth I will be taking into 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
instead of purchasing a 'vintage' copy of Newton's Optics and receiving POD trash and getting mad about it and sending an embarrassing email in anger...I downloaded the free pdf of the 400 year old book and read it on my ipad.
this is the type of growth I will be taking into 2026.
this is the type of growth I will be taking into 2026.
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The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
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ME: i think it was the right call for Xenoblade 3 to emphasize emotional themes over wacky sci-fi reveals in its story
RHEA SEEHORN: for sure, yeah
ME: but on the other hand i can see how someone might find its third act comparatively unsatisfying after 1 and 2
RHEA SEEHORN: absolutely
RHEA SEEHORN: for sure, yeah
ME: but on the other hand i can see how someone might find its third act comparatively unsatisfying after 1 and 2
RHEA SEEHORN: absolutely
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ME: i think it was the right call for Xenoblade 3 to emphasize emotional themes over wacky sci-fi reveals in its story
RHEA SEEHORN: for sure, yeah
ME: but on the other hand i can see how someone might find its third act comparatively unsatisfying after 1 and 2
RHEA SEEHORN: absolutely
RHEA SEEHORN: for sure, yeah
ME: but on the other hand i can see how someone might find its third act comparatively unsatisfying after 1 and 2
RHEA SEEHORN: absolutely
My favorite genre of *anything* is portmanteaus of people's names.
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My favorite genre of *anything* is portmanteaus of people's names.
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I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
AI can't make fists with its toes
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
AI can't make fists with its toes