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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
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Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
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If today is "a bad college football day" explain Montana State's 14-play drive to kill seven minutes and clinch the state title, conference title, the Avoid North Dakota State token, and the Make Multiple Teams Play Outdoors In Montana In December ribbon
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If today is "a bad college football day" explain Montana State's 14-play drive to kill seven minutes and clinch the state title, conference title, the Avoid North Dakota State token, and the Make Multiple Teams Play Outdoors In Montana In December ribbon
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
Legitimate giggle escaped while I read this.
"Taking the girlfriend home to meet the parents shouldn’t just be limited to human girlfriends"
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Alaska Airlines to Extend Companion Fare to AI Girlfriends
Just in time for holiday travel to visit loved ones, today Alaska Airlines announced that it’s extending its discount Companion Fare to AI girlfriends. “Here at Alaska, we don’t discriminate: Takin…
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November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Legitimate giggle escaped while I read this.
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Frog is Very Good, Cat is very Great.
[Gilear voice] this frog is very good
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Frog is Very Good, Cat is very Great.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
Completely aside from the fact that you should be boycotting both of these companies, isn't Frozen Hot Chocolate just...chocolate milk?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
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The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Completely aside from the fact that you should be boycotting both of these companies, isn't Frozen Hot Chocolate just...chocolate milk?
The Ravens just faked a Tush Push of 4th and short and scored from the 25. Only against the Browns.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Ravens just faked a Tush Push of 4th and short and scored from the 25. Only against the Browns.
Happy 59th Anniversary to Manos: The Hands of Fate. One if my all-time favorite college experiences was watching this with a group of friends in the newly-built on campus theater.
Kitties also love #ManosDay!
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Happy 59th Anniversary to Manos: The Hands of Fate. One if my all-time favorite college experiences was watching this with a group of friends in the newly-built on campus theater.
ACC Football will always be the most ACC football thing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ACC Football will always be the most ACC football thing.
LOL Worlds has been quote the experience this year, and the Finals have lived up to the hype so far.
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
LOL Worlds has been quote the experience this year, and the Finals have lived up to the hype so far.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
Honestly assumed this was an Onion article. How much harder can FIFA suck Trumps dick?
FIFA, soccer’s international governing body, said it will begin bestowing an annual peace prize.
The inaugural award will be presented to an as-yet-unnamed honoree at the draw next month for the 2026 men’s World Cup.
The inaugural award will be presented to an as-yet-unnamed honoree at the draw next month for the 2026 men’s World Cup.
As Trump-Infantino bond tightens, FIFA announces inaugural peace prize
The soccer governing body’s president has frequently spent time with President Donald Trump this year. The award will be presented at December’s World Cup draw in D.C.
wapo.st
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Honestly assumed this was an Onion article. How much harder can FIFA suck Trumps dick?
I get why this is the message, but I want the message to be "fuck you. Now we are gonna do good for my state and you can't stop us any more."
In her victory speech, Virginia Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger (D) sent a message of unity.
“We sent a message to the whole world that in 2025, Virginia chose pragmatism over partisanship. We chose our commonwealth over chaos,” Spanberger said. https://wapo.st/49lsfnl
“We sent a message to the whole world that in 2025, Virginia chose pragmatism over partisanship. We chose our commonwealth over chaos,” Spanberger said. https://wapo.st/49lsfnl
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I get why this is the message, but I want the message to be "fuck you. Now we are gonna do good for my state and you can't stop us any more."
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The Dodgers lost the World Series to a team that was then revealed to be cheating TWICE, watched professional baseball shrug its shoulders, took a long hard look in the mirror and decided to fucking kill everybody.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The Dodgers lost the World Series to a team that was then revealed to be cheating TWICE, watched professional baseball shrug its shoulders, took a long hard look in the mirror and decided to fucking kill everybody.
Baseball is fucking incredible
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Baseball is fucking incredible
I would have believed a lot of things could happen in this G7, but both benches clearing after an accidental beanball was not on the list.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I would have believed a lot of things could happen in this G7, but both benches clearing after an accidental beanball was not on the list.
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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Mariners fans emerging from their cocoons of pain to enjoy other fans baseball pain.
a man in red pants is dancing with a group of zombies
ALT: a man in red pants is dancing with a group of zombies
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mariners fans emerging from their cocoons of pain to enjoy other fans baseball pain.