Hailey
@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social
Not petty bourgeois, just petty
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This quiz will guess your favorite rock with just one simple question ("what's your favorite rock?")
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This quiz will guess your favorite rock with just one simple question ("what's your favorite rock?")
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There’s a lot in this part of the release to shake you up, but the trafficking victim who apparently authored it crossing out ‘woman’ in Sylvia Plath’s poem and substituting ‘girl’… I won’t soon forget that.
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
There’s a lot in this part of the release to shake you up, but the trafficking victim who apparently authored it crossing out ‘woman’ in Sylvia Plath’s poem and substituting ‘girl’… I won’t soon forget that.
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
Cannot explain the feeling of having my parents unironically turning on the All American Half-Time Show and claiming they didn't know it was political and then immediately getting hit with the announcer saying "This one's for you, Charlie"
Something like grief but with more secondhand embarrassment
Something like grief but with more secondhand embarrassment
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Cannot explain the feeling of having my parents unironically turning on the All American Half-Time Show and claiming they didn't know it was political and then immediately getting hit with the announcer saying "This one's for you, Charlie"
Something like grief but with more secondhand embarrassment
Something like grief but with more secondhand embarrassment
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erika kirk pyrotechnics are 1 million times better than what they got for the TPUSA show lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
erika kirk pyrotechnics are 1 million times better than what they got for the TPUSA show lol
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
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We’ll deserve the blowback from this.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
We’ll deserve the blowback from this.
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i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war
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he announced that he black bagged the sitting president of a foreign country on the same website where he posted an AI generated image of jb pritzker holding a mcdouble
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
he announced that he black bagged the sitting president of a foreign country on the same website where he posted an AI generated image of jb pritzker holding a mcdouble
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abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela
It's like 4:30am and someone in the work group chat just popped in to inform us all that the US kidnapped the President of Venezuela and WWIII is probably happening and then management started discourse about whether or not this breaks the "no politics in the chat" rule
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
It's like 4:30am and someone in the work group chat just popped in to inform us all that the US kidnapped the President of Venezuela and WWIII is probably happening and then management started discourse about whether or not this breaks the "no politics in the chat" rule
Being less online is ostensibly better for my mental health, but I cannot believe I almost missed a war criminal death on here. Dick Cheney, this one's for you.
a crab is walking on a sandy beach
Alt: A clip of a dancing crab
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November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being less online is ostensibly better for my mental health, but I cannot believe I almost missed a war criminal death on here. Dick Cheney, this one's for you.
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You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You could give this man an existential crisis by showing him the bottom half of a muppet
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As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
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Their feelings are very delicate
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Their feelings are very delicate
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One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of the deals we make for a *somewhat* civilized society is that we all try to tamp down our worst lizard-brain, oppositional defiance disorder instincts.
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
But our fascist government has broken that bargain so hard that it’s time for everyone else to summon their sleeping FUCK YOU MAKE ME powers!
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the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action
Happening now: at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago, Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino and other CBP/ICE agents emerge to patrol Beach Street and escort a vehicle out.
They ordered people out of the street, walked to the end of it and then back to the fence.
They ordered people out of the street, walked to the end of it and then back to the fence.
September 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the trump administration is elevating to quash protests, they want people to be scared so they don’t block the gestapo from rounding up and deporting americans. they will try to jail as many people as they can. this is a fascist regime in action
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We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.
the most important thing for everyone in this country right now is to practice self preservation. they are entirely rolling back the first amendment and the ability to protest, be careful
September 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We knew this one was coming, I think, but I'm not happy it's here. We have a long fight ahead of us.