Crocket Puncher
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Crocket Puncher
@crocket.bsky.social
27 or more or fewer years old
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Monster aficionado
icon by @vargurvargur.bsky.social
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if you generate images instead of using your brain and hands do not follow me or look at me
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A winter's night warning
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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VOID-HELIX
A robotic wolf infused with alien nanomachines!

AKA i combined the wolves from Magnum Bullets and the void-ships from Starlight Brigade into one!
#furryart #xelartz
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Its amazing how many hobbies are getting ruined by rich assholes buying up shit and trying to make infinite money off of it. TCGs, video game companies, home pc building, etc etc
I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.

Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.

Fuck you all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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red
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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So, ah... you don't have to watch The Game Awards. Just watch the trailers when they drop after the show; save your sanity while harming on Keighley's bottom line.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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tfw you’ve had a spectacularly bad week and your brother goes to get you a Fudgie The Whale™️ to cheer you up but they don’t have any.

it’s the thought/concept that counts
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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take that!
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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''The blood moon is upon us''
#illustration #DarkFantasy
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I drew a Ketra char ghost we met in @baal-pit.bsky.social's Wildsea game!
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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ᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴍs 2099
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Kid: hey mom I saw something bad on the internet
Mom: ok no more internet for you
Kid: well that sucks. I guess I won't tell any adult when I have a bad experience from now on.
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I have a terrible habit of never showing my alphean designs augh
Hi guys i have a species! theyre fun and cool and sci fi
You can learn about them in my server!

This is a custom i did for @pixelrosas.bsky.social of an eneosi tracker :]
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Following alpheans ive done, these are both collabs with my bestie @lynsmoon.bsky.social

They have found homes already!
the closed species have amazing admins that help me get flatsales done sometimes :]
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Fae and Alecto from my #Lancer group, who together share the callsign 'Firefly'

#monstergirl
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I very seriously want people to be rude, mean and strict about AI.

See a YouTuber using AI? Tell them you hate it and unsubscribe.
See an artist using AI? Tell them to fuck off and block.
See a friend posting AI memes/vids? Call them out.

Ruffle feathers. Debate it. Hate it. Bury it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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working out Sunday with @joelasko.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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sometimes i hand my american spouse candy and then they say things like “what a completely new experience for me” and “this is what it felt like for me to go into an attic full of cats and the wallpaper was peeling off so we had to wear respirators”
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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btw the reason that transphobia is such a good canary in the coal mine for other rancid views is that transphobia is essentially a conspiracy theory and, via crank magnetism, once you accept its basic tenets you’re going to be open to a lot more
i hope we all noticed how quickly we went from ‘record all offenders by assigned sex at birth’ to ‘report on the ethnicity of all offenders’
once again asking what would be different if we had a Reform government
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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that’s craaaazy
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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As a Bramble Walker, Ozmah the corax understand a simple truth: to heal the world, one must understand what makes it rot.

One of the eight pregenerated characters that will be available in Fomoria's Quickstart.

#ttrpg #fomoria
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM