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crafty gem
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Hi i'm Gem & i'm an ambulatory pile of exhaustion. Posting flowers that i see on my little walks. My cat is very good. #FlowerReport #NEISVoid.

Queer & chronically ill & disabled. Still masking. Kaurna country (Aus). She/her.

avi @noontimes picrew
Pinned
He is pretending to be Towels
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i promise i'll stop asking after this, but my top surgery is on tuesday and i just got my anaesthetist quote and it's the worst case scenario, so getting to my goal would be really nice! i know everyone is struggling right now, but you only get top surgery once

www.gofundme.com/f/augie-get-...
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
www.gofundme.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Unimpressed
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Very important news: big yawn
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
box beans box beans BOX BEANS
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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i'm still 25% away from my goal, with two weeks to go until my surgery!

please donate or share if you can, it all makes a difference and means the world to me

www.gofundme.com/f/augie-get-...
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
www.gofundme.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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This boy is being A Helper; may his beans be soothing to you too
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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Heated Rivalry but it's Garak and Bashir in the middle of a group holodeck hockey program

A Tom Paris kind of 20th century otaku is like "hey guys, check out this sport they used to play before the eugenics genocide wiped out human culture"

And Garak's like "I will definitely fuck Bashir in it"
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
How I am walking out of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
oh dear, twenty seconds later and we've gone Full Scrungle
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
wistful new year bean
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
the moon boot enjoyer has logged on
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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As is now tradition, we celebrate the day after Christmas with free books, more than 1700 free books in this particular go round. Just visit www.romancebookworms.com to browse the incredible selection.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's fascinating to me how different things cause different kinds of fatigue. My regular all-the-time fatigue is very heavy, bones-made-of concrete shit. But I broke my foot a few weeks ago, and this shaky, drenched-in-sweat, overclocked-muscle fatigue is really something else! #NEISVoid
December 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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So, what breed IS your cat?

None.
(None breed, left beef.)

Wha? How?
Cat breeds are just NEW. Despite them living with us for thousands of years, we only have about 40-150 years of cat breeds existing, and they aren't out mixing with random cats.

97-99% of cats are breedless!
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm working from home, my foot is broken and it's 39 degrees celcius today. Here is a Bean Appreciation Post as he keeps me company from his box.
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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constantly thinking about how I will always have more in common with a trans woman than i ever will a TERF
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Anne Boyer's "What Resembles The Grave But Isn't" is tattooed across my soul. "This is not your grave, get out of this hole."

billmoyers.com/story/poetry...
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A witch showed us a hill of hair
a hunchback showed us a mountain of pots and pans,
a few still petalled with paint.
Then came a hare
who showed us a hill of shaving-brushes,
a wood of toothbrushes
whose old-fashioned yellow bristles were
worn down to the wood.

What is your fairy story?
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stuck staring at the ceiling today, so here's the dome of the sky from earlier this week
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I've been PACING I've been SAVING MY SPOONS I made a LIST I made a PLAN -
And it was working! I was going to have a little walk and catch pokemon and run errands and have a nice meal -
I SPRAINED MY FOOT THIS MORNING. I'M SO MAD.
Just when I have the chronic stuff balanced, HELLO ACUTE 🙃
#NEISvoid
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One little purple flower, today
#FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Now he is pretending to be shoes
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM