jordynne, final girl
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when they said limited theatrical release they really meant it
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6 hour round trip to get to the ONLY theatre playing it but bro it's worth it
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there's no way i was going to miss seeing this on the big screen
a screenshot of tickets for Frankenstein - The IMAX Experience
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when you’re friends with your tattoo artist
a screenshot of an email reading 
“Hey buddy!
I wanna get stabbed again please 💗 “
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dan and phil hard launching is christmas for weird girls in middle school
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“this library appears damaged”
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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I liked it purely from a cinematography/set and clothing design stand point but yeah it was -- extremely lacking

I feel like I'd have liked it the same if I watched it muted 😂
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I was fully about to poke you to ask if you'd seen it and to get your opinion 😆
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The Long Walk made me realize one of my favourite kinds of horror is that kind that makes you feel like someone is standing on your chest, trying to cave your ribs in and flatten your lungs

I love gore and jumpscares but there's truly nothing better than a horror movie that makes your heart ache
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they sang happy birthday to the phantom at the end 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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it was incredible, I cried for probably three hours straight
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my mother surprised me with phantom of the opera tickets for our last night in london and I fear my life has peaked 😭

turns out it’s the 39th anniversary of the show, and we managed seats just under the chandelier 😭 😭
a shot of the chandelier from phantom of the opera’s live show a shot of the chandelier from phantom of the opera’s live show
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it was a gift from my best friend, I’ll poke her and ask for a link 💗
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apparently my flight is actually a ship
a screenshot of a phone notification reading “Aegean Gate changed to A03”
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my mom and I at our favourite monuments of the trip so far 💗
myself sitting in front of the temple of ares sign with a peace sign up my mother in front of the Caryatid monument
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being on a cruise has made me realize just how much middle aged straight people make “i hate my spouse” jokes

please just get a divorce
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hey how does it feel being the funniest person on the planet 😂

i’m trying so hard not to burst out laughing on public transit
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anyone want to hang out here?
a photo of someone pointing out to the sea from the balcony of a cruise
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the entirety of canada will be present, we loved them
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being bisexual in rome is so dangerous, team