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Crab Man
@crabman.bsky.social
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Evil is prob my favorite thing to vanquish
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Evil is prob my favorite thing to vanquish
Doing a wedding/funeral hybrid because someone you know died right before your wedding date >>>>>>>>>>>
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Doing a wedding/funeral hybrid because someone you know died right before your wedding date >>>>>>>>>>>
Going to see new Lynne Ramsay movie happy day
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Going to see new Lynne Ramsay movie happy day
People love to do that bit where they pretend crab man flopped in the group chat.
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
People love to do that bit where they pretend crab man flopped in the group chat.
Rewatching a Tubi banger
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rewatching a Tubi banger
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ill spread my wings and ill learn how to fly
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ill spread my wings and ill learn how to fly
"These fishes are straight-up vicious!"
This would be a cool thing to say if you were being attacked by fish.
This would be a cool thing to say if you were being attacked by fish.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"These fishes are straight-up vicious!"
This would be a cool thing to say if you were being attacked by fish.
This would be a cool thing to say if you were being attacked by fish.
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I'm thinking about doing some posts in honor of Halloween
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm thinking about doing some posts in honor of Halloween
Business idea: cat laundromat. A laundromat that has a bunch of cats running around you can play with while you wait for your laundry to finish.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Business idea: cat laundromat. A laundromat that has a bunch of cats running around you can play with while you wait for your laundry to finish.
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It's bad ass to be wise
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's bad ass to be wise
Now thar enough time has passed, even us big city liberals can admit that covid was a total hoax we perpetuated to persecute honest Americans.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Now thar enough time has passed, even us big city liberals can admit that covid was a total hoax we perpetuated to persecute honest Americans.
Calling it now, 2026 is the year of the can opener.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Calling it now, 2026 is the year of the can opener.
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@crabman.bsky.social was on snakeroot island
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
@crabman.bsky.social was on snakeroot island
I feel like the energy that I'm getting from this drink is completely monstrous.
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I feel like the energy that I'm getting from this drink is completely monstrous.
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Your favorite ant lions favorite ant lion
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Your favorite ant lions favorite ant lion
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shrimpjeff: They should invent a computer you can rest on your lap
violetaura: ?? yeah they had the same thought 30 years ago are you serious ??
wokeyoda: the joke understanders have logged on 🙄
earthsmud: you think it’s funny to play the fool. you’ll do it so much, one day you won’t be playing
violetaura: ?? yeah they had the same thought 30 years ago are you serious ??
wokeyoda: the joke understanders have logged on 🙄
earthsmud: you think it’s funny to play the fool. you’ll do it so much, one day you won’t be playing
October 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
shrimpjeff: They should invent a computer you can rest on your lap
violetaura: ?? yeah they had the same thought 30 years ago are you serious ??
wokeyoda: the joke understanders have logged on 🙄
earthsmud: you think it’s funny to play the fool. you’ll do it so much, one day you won’t be playing
violetaura: ?? yeah they had the same thought 30 years ago are you serious ??
wokeyoda: the joke understanders have logged on 🙄
earthsmud: you think it’s funny to play the fool. you’ll do it so much, one day you won’t be playing
I have split personality disorder. Yeah, when I see a banana split, I eat it! And personal(it)ly, I always make dis order at the ice cream store.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I have split personality disorder. Yeah, when I see a banana split, I eat it! And personal(it)ly, I always make dis order at the ice cream store.
This is my dentist office her name is Dr. Donut.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is my dentist office her name is Dr. Donut.
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me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
That's that me chudler
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
That's that me chudler