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Cristobal 🇦🇷
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Data + Python + Shitposting + Cats
Soy eso que todos odian: un tibio
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Cómo hicimos en el 2023, vamos a volver a juntar para la Parroquia Sagrado Corazón De Los Hornos y la Capilla San José Obrero, para que las familias más necesitadas lleven a su mesa el 24 a la noche una cena y sus platos no queden vacíos .

ALIAS: mgpassaro
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Mi Spotify wrapped. No me juzguen, pueden llegar a tener un hijo que también escuche Arjona
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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No tengo idea de qué hablan pero estoy absolutamente en contra.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nunca entendí esta costumbre de twitter (y ahora también acá) de atacar el aspecto físico de alguien con quien estás discutiendo.
Me parece una salida vulgar, fácil y que no conduce a nada. No se puede debatir de buena fe de esa manera, pero tampoco me parece que sea la domada que uds creen que es
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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No les pasa que ven gente que solo necesita que alguien le agarre las manitos, los mire a los ojos y diga "Nada es tan importante, es una red social, no podés vivir así"?
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Paradójicamente, es mucho más fácil ser humilde cuando uno está bien. Cuando estamos tirados en el suelo y pateados por la vida, lo que aflora es la arrogancia.
Eso lo aprendí de una canción de Zambayonny
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"A rational response to all of this would be for people to log off. Indeed, that now seems like the least likely, but most optimistic, conclusion—that a group of people who realize they’re being goaded into participation in an algorithmic fun house decide to opt out of a psychologically painful...
Elon Musk’s Worthless, Poisoned Hall of Mirrors
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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That's pretty cool! A museum scanned their entire collection, and then matched the distribution of colors to the era from which the object comes. The browns of 19th century, reds of mid-20th, recent blues. But also more and more of Pure Black.

Source: lab.sciencemuseum.org.uk/colour-shape...
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Tu último meme guardado es tu filosofía moral.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yo? Team azul toda la vida, veo más azul que el 90% de la población
ismy.blue
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Para pagar el viaje en el 29 me equivoque y en vez de apoyar la sube le mandé la tarjeta de crédito. Y funcionó, me cobró el viaje! Que maravillosa es la tecnología!
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Soy un dinosaurio que a veces todavía lee el diario de papel. Hoy vi esto en Clarín y me reí
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Imagine if people were starving to death all around you, but not because they couldn't find food, just because they weren't hungry. No matter how thin they got, they weren't hungry, and just died.

I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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El humor.
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Esta noche finalmente voy a ver pulp fiction, hace mil años la tenía pendiente
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is so bad it's actually good 🤣
Cuomo keeps embarrassing himself with AI slop ads.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM