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Captain Kirk
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Biking is good for you.
Under absolutely no circumstance must you "hand it" to the Norwegians, their PM, the Nobel committee, nor anyone else in involved in giving it to Machado, let's make sure we're all remembering that
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.

Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Early morning pickups
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ate some dope salmon tonight
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Everyone's repeating this with OBAA
I really quite liked 28YL but I think everyone is blowing it a bit out of proportion
October 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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would you like to live multi-modally?
October 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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I am enjoying leftover arroz con pollo con chorizo, notwithstanding the crushing oppressive weight of the regime
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I really quite liked 28YL but I think everyone is blowing it a bit out of proportion
June 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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we need a pride month for linux users
June 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The anti happy couple caucus scored a major victory today scheduling The Tony's at the exact same time as Pacers/Thunder game 2
June 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Tuesday a full week after release
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Ensorcelling your ass with the simplest of enchantments
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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as always if you have a problem with trans folks you have a problem with me
if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
April 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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it’s friday
April 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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SHIVERS - MAKE IT RIGHT. MORE THAN YOU KNOW DEPENDS ON IT.
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Go ahead and give Alex Garland's 'Civil War' a watch today and every day this week.

Not because it's a good movie, it's terrible, but because that last act is going to feel very comforting
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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not gonna lie the portents are downright ghastly playboy
January 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
How are there still new highly effective crypto scams. Makes me feel like I'm missing out to not roll my own. Need to get into more grindset rot-monetization groupchsts.
January 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I’m going to try and not post political stuff today because there’s better people making more important points but one thing that is so incredibly crystal clear is that everyone warning about what Jesse Singal and the NYT etc etc were doing was completely and entirely correct
January 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Trump just died
January 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM