Joe ⚓️
@cpo-joe.bsky.social
Here to chew gum and reskeet. Unconventional military career that led to old age and flatulence. Openly grey. Dogfather. Free range skeeter.
🚫DM’s, seriously.
A police state, if you can keep it.
“I want my AARP!” Bro/Bruh/Bruddah/Hey
🚫DM’s, seriously.
A police state, if you can keep it.
“I want my AARP!” Bro/Bruh/Bruddah/Hey
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AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
Strange, I recall the fidget Johnson spewing some drivel about his wife “spending all night on her knees” when he was elected, and for which he was forced to later clarify Kelly was praying.
Heh, praying.
Heh, praying.
Mike Johnson’s wife Kelly says she was “surprised” her husband became Speaker and they “were not prepared for it.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Strange, I recall the fidget Johnson spewing some drivel about his wife “spending all night on her knees” when he was elected, and for which he was forced to later clarify Kelly was praying.
Heh, praying.
Heh, praying.
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So it sounds like DARPA are about to cancel their ASIMOV project (I have sources). Why does this matter, you ask? Well, Asimov was a project that sought to work out if autonomous weapons systems could obey the laws of war, act ethically etc etc...
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So it sounds like DARPA are about to cancel their ASIMOV project (I have sources). Why does this matter, you ask? Well, Asimov was a project that sought to work out if autonomous weapons systems could obey the laws of war, act ethically etc etc...
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Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
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This is a custody fight.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is a custody fight.
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
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wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
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Cranberries. The band, the sauce, the season
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Cranberries. The band, the sauce, the season
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Musk left California because he was continually fined for employment violations. He treated his workers like shit.
So, he gets to Texas reveling in the Red state welcome. Fast forward, Musk fires thousands of Texans and hires H1B workers instead.
Keep him Texas.
So, he gets to Texas reveling in the Red state welcome. Fast forward, Musk fires thousands of Texans and hires H1B workers instead.
Keep him Texas.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Musk left California because he was continually fined for employment violations. He treated his workers like shit.
So, he gets to Texas reveling in the Red state welcome. Fast forward, Musk fires thousands of Texans and hires H1B workers instead.
Keep him Texas.
So, he gets to Texas reveling in the Red state welcome. Fast forward, Musk fires thousands of Texans and hires H1B workers instead.
Keep him Texas.
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"The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards." #purelawlessness apnews.com/article/utah...
Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
apnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards." #purelawlessness apnews.com/article/utah...
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Whoops! 😂
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Whoops!
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Whoops! 😂
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An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker?
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker?
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
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Well he wanted his first VP to be hanged, so there’s that 😡
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Well he wanted his first VP to be hanged, so there’s that 😡
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🚨 Only a pussy maces a man who is handcuffed. True story. Also, nobody who has EVER spent time at ANY shooting range holds a firearm like this fool. 1/2
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
🚨 Only a pussy maces a man who is handcuffed. True story. Also, nobody who has EVER spent time at ANY shooting range holds a firearm like this fool. 1/2
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ICYMI: Jill Underly, Wisconsin’s statewide elected schools chief, beat back Mu$k’s political attacks to win re-election.
Now, she tells me she Democrats need to take back the initiative on education.
Now, she tells me she Democrats need to take back the initiative on education.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
ICYMI: Jill Underly, Wisconsin’s statewide elected schools chief, beat back Mu$k’s political attacks to win re-election.
Now, she tells me she Democrats need to take back the initiative on education.
Now, she tells me she Democrats need to take back the initiative on education.
I thought I was living in The Handmaids Tale, but that would be too organized.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I thought I was living in The Handmaids Tale, but that would be too organized.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The last few hours have proven 2 terrible things. First, the US and Russian governments are so close that the US government takes large parts of Russian proposals and passes them off as their own, and second that some people are so desperate to exonerate Trump that they act like this a good thing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The last few hours have proven 2 terrible things. First, the US and Russian governments are so close that the US government takes large parts of Russian proposals and passes them off as their own, and second that some people are so desperate to exonerate Trump that they act like this a good thing.
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Nothing boggles the mind faster than watching BLACK ICE agents. WOW. Cannot wrap my head around it.
August 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nothing boggles the mind faster than watching BLACK ICE agents. WOW. Cannot wrap my head around it.
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👏🏻”The poor have no representation since money was determined to be speech.”👏🏻
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
👏🏻”The poor have no representation since money was determined to be speech.”👏🏻
MTG qualified for her lifetime pension from Congress.
That’s why she’s resigning.
That’s why she’s resigning.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
MTG qualified for her lifetime pension from Congress.
That’s why she’s resigning.
That’s why she’s resigning.
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Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
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If Congress will not pass a resolution condemning Trump’s unhinged calls for the imprisonment and execution of elected officials, they’re essentially giving him permission to keep pushing for political violence.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If Congress will not pass a resolution condemning Trump’s unhinged calls for the imprisonment and execution of elected officials, they’re essentially giving him permission to keep pushing for political violence.
Dems should be packing the airwaves, especially podcasts.
You won’t reach the younger crowd otherwise.
You won’t reach the younger crowd otherwise.
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dems should be packing the airwaves, especially podcasts.
You won’t reach the younger crowd otherwise.
You won’t reach the younger crowd otherwise.