CooK
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some dude, pfp made by a dear friend in a game of gartic phone
I mostly post my hearthstone legend hitting and top 500 topping lists
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I mostly post my hearthstone legend hitting and top 500 topping lists
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I found Mike Duncan's "The Storm Before the Storm" to be a particularly interesting book to read on the subject of Marius and Sulla (and all the rest of the early collapsing Roman Republic), in case anyone is interested.
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I found Mike Duncan's "The Storm Before the Storm" to be a particularly interesting book to read on the subject of Marius and Sulla (and all the rest of the early collapsing Roman Republic), in case anyone is interested.
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The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
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holy shit a guy who was born in Uganda listed himself as African American on an old college application this is certainly bigger news than the concentration camp in Florida
You know, when I heard that all of our personal data had been hacked, I didn't expect the first major use of it to be the NYT trying to fuck over Zohran but maybe I'm naive www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/n...
Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application
www.nytimes.com
July 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
holy shit a guy who was born in Uganda listed himself as African American on an old college application this is certainly bigger news than the concentration camp in Florida
I wonder if Natalie Portman likes portmanteaus or if that's just what's at the end of her feet
June 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I wonder if Natalie Portman likes portmanteaus or if that's just what's at the end of her feet
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fool me once why you did that
April 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
fool me once why you did that
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shedeur sanders is bernie sanders son and when he heard there was a draft he said “I’d better put on my dad’s jacket, which cost seven hundred dollars”
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
shedeur sanders is bernie sanders son and when he heard there was a draft he said “I’d better put on my dad’s jacket, which cost seven hundred dollars”
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Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.
April 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.
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NYT on a roll today, lol.
Conservatives vs liberals isn’t Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine. Republicans believe things that are FALSE - vaccines cause autism, climate change is fake, the 2020 election was rigged. Universities should not teach students false things, or hire professors that will!
Conservatives vs liberals isn’t Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine. Republicans believe things that are FALSE - vaccines cause autism, climate change is fake, the 2020 election was rigged. Universities should not teach students false things, or hire professors that will!
Now is exactly THE WRONG TIME, NYT, to run the "Well, actually, maybe colleges were too woke" op-ed. What the hell is wrong with you?🤦♂️🤦♂️
This is an all-hands-on-deck moment to defend free speech -- anything else is Quisling capitulation www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/o...
This is an all-hands-on-deck moment to defend free speech -- anything else is Quisling capitulation www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/o...
Opinion | Colleges Have to Be Much More Honest With Themselves
To rebuild trust and resist interference, universities must look within.
www.nytimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
NYT on a roll today, lol.
Conservatives vs liberals isn’t Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine. Republicans believe things that are FALSE - vaccines cause autism, climate change is fake, the 2020 election was rigged. Universities should not teach students false things, or hire professors that will!
Conservatives vs liberals isn’t Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine. Republicans believe things that are FALSE - vaccines cause autism, climate change is fake, the 2020 election was rigged. Universities should not teach students false things, or hire professors that will!
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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this is own my private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch.
March 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this is own my private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch.
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Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Donald Trump is lying to you.
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oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans
Got mythic in timeless on MTG Arena with boros burn today! I was as surprised as anyone that this deck is functional in a format with channel and unnerfed energy cards. I'm experimenting now with creatureless burn strategies since I sided out kumano and swiftie a ton, plus eidolon was also bad.
December 30, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Got mythic in timeless on MTG Arena with boros burn today! I was as surprised as anyone that this deck is functional in a format with channel and unnerfed energy cards. I'm experimenting now with creatureless burn strategies since I sided out kumano and swiftie a ton, plus eidolon was also bad.
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The story "I have no mouth, and I must scream" implies the existence of lacking orifices and needing to do things with them.
In today's video essay, I will go over the concept of "I have no butthole and I must shit" and "I have no nostrils and I must sneeze"
In today's video essay, I will go over the concept of "I have no butthole and I must shit" and "I have no nostrils and I must sneeze"
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
The story "I have no mouth, and I must scream" implies the existence of lacking orifices and needing to do things with them.
In today's video essay, I will go over the concept of "I have no butthole and I must shit" and "I have no nostrils and I must sneeze"
In today's video essay, I will go over the concept of "I have no butthole and I must shit" and "I have no nostrils and I must sneeze"
To get political, one thing that has bothered me about RFK Jr having a role in the trump admin is that it was literally quid pro quo. In functional democracies if you tell an opponent to drop out and promise them a position in your admin, it's illegal. 1/2
December 15, 2024 at 3:16 AM
To get political, one thing that has bothered me about RFK Jr having a role in the trump admin is that it was literally quid pro quo. In functional democracies if you tell an opponent to drop out and promise them a position in your admin, it's illegal. 1/2
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.