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Contagonist
@contagonist.bsky.social
Writer?/Game Designer??/Artist??? | writing Stars Go Cold https://contagonist.itch.io/stars-go-cold | wrote Break Glass In Case Of Fire https://contagonist.itch.io/bgicof | mayhem they/them | No AI
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The Posting Injury Severity Scale, or PISS, is a tool clinicians can use to determine the type and degree of harm a post has inflicted on a social media user.

The PISS is a sum of 4 subscales:

1. Injured user
2. Magnitude of harm
3. Alteration of perception
4. Ego compromise
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Adding "she thicker then Zoo glass" into my lexicon
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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*streaming service does some other nonsense*

me, who keeps an offline music library mostly of CDs ripped to FLAC:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Host pog
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ran over by a guy named Julius Goose
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Skull-y
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Beginning to suspect my neighbor is a slug man. He's trying to hide it but the slime trails to and from his apartment, coupled with his insistence that he's allergic to my salted peanuts but fine with the unsalted ones and the 47 heads of lettuce I helped him carry into his apartment sure seem weird
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The U.S. forcing a Ukrainian surrender is going to be an unforced geopolitical catastrophe on the level of the Iraq War, probably with similar consequences
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm reading a book about string theory but the binding fell apart
I’m reading a book about former congressman Mark Foley but it’s just got too many pages for me to handle.
I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Probably some kind of joke you could make about how even manufacturing consent has been moved overseas
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
'The antisemitism crisis of the right' is the equivalent of 'the butterfly crisis of the cocoon.' Any fascist professing shock at these developments is either paid to pretend to be stupid, or has a skull full of gutter water.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My friend had A+ study guides lying around so I read those, took and passed the tests, and then updated my resume
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason

Got the DNA of gnostic lemons

Shred it thirteen times out of eleven

Your bad ideas are the ATM

Shed my skin

Leave it for my homies to sleep in

Prodigal, fuck that nautical

Teachin' bitches how to swim
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Missile Ship
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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whoever said the ai business plan is to “create god and ask him for money” you are 100% right, I can’t get it out of my head, and it’s the only quick way to explain this infrastructure mania to people
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not to be confused with the psycho dago (me)
Todays mobile suit: MSN-03-2 Psycho Doga
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM