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Contagonist
@contagonist.bsky.social
Writer?/Game Designer??/Artist??? | writing Stars Go Cold https://contagonist.itch.io/stars-go-cold | wrote Break Glass In Case Of Fire https://contagonist.itch.io/bgicof | mayhem they/them | No AI
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The Posting Injury Severity Scale, or PISS, is a tool clinicians can use to determine the type and degree of harm a post has inflicted on a social media user.

The PISS is a sum of 4 subscales:

1. Injured user
2. Magnitude of harm
3. Alteration of perception
4. Ego compromise
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December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So what are we going to call it?

Billionnaire Derangement?
Liquidity Lunacy?
Cash Madness?
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Mobile Suit Gundam
Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
Char's Counterattack
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What makes Stars Go Cold hard military scifi isn't its lack of FTL (it has it) but that you can tell your troops to do something and there's a nonzero chance they fuck everything up and a private gets hurt doing something stupid
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Its ok if you don't get my jokes. My sense of humor is sick and twisted, like The Joker
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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first day on the job 🍵
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I put a TTRPG in the devolution machine
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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i dont know whether I make good or bad work i’m just trying to make larger and more nefarious women
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
HAUNTED BOUNCE HOUSE
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Watching Total Recall. I can't believe our robot taxis are shittier and cheaper than Johnnycab
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going out on a limb here: an indefinite human settlement on Mars is not impossible due to physics or chemistry; it IS impossible given our ignorance of ecology and political economy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Adding "she thicker then Zoo glass" into my lexicon
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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*streaming service does some other nonsense*

me, who keeps an offline music library mostly of CDs ripped to FLAC:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Host pog
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ran over by a guy named Julius Goose
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Skull-y
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Beginning to suspect my neighbor is a slug man. He's trying to hide it but the slime trails to and from his apartment, coupled with his insistence that he's allergic to my salted peanuts but fine with the unsalted ones and the 47 heads of lettuce I helped him carry into his apartment sure seem weird
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM