Contagonist
@contagonist.bsky.social
Writer?/Game Designer??/Artist??? | writing Stars Go Cold https://contagonist.itch.io/stars-go-cold | wrote Break Glass In Case Of Fire https://contagonist.itch.io/bgicof | mayhem they/them | No AI
Watching Total Recall. I can't believe our robot taxis are shittier and cheaper than Johnnycab
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Watching Total Recall. I can't believe our robot taxis are shittier and cheaper than Johnnycab
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gnostic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for my homies to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Got the DNA of gnostic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for my homies to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Got the DNA of gnostic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for my homies to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim
Got the DNA of gnostic lemons
Shred it thirteen times out of eleven
Your bad ideas are the ATM
Shed my skin
Leave it for my homies to sleep in
Prodigal, fuck that nautical
Teachin' bitches how to swim
HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Free Patton Oswalt
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Free Patton Oswalt
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I'm the founder of a new startup
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm the founder of a new startup
Oh shit oh fuck I have to have a really bad take and bleed off some followers before I get clout toxicity
Uhh uhh sugars are fine in moderate amounts
Uhh uhh sugars are fine in moderate amounts
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh shit oh fuck I have to have a really bad take and bleed off some followers before I get clout toxicity
Uhh uhh sugars are fine in moderate amounts
Uhh uhh sugars are fine in moderate amounts
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
being a Venezuelan intelligence officer must be the easiest job on earth
October 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
being a Venezuelan intelligence officer must be the easiest job on earth
The only person giving Fuentes a weird soft treatment is his down low grindr hookup when Nicky starts quoting Hitler
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only person giving Fuentes a weird soft treatment is his down low grindr hookup when Nicky starts quoting Hitler
It was really tempting to mash the button for Calibarn but, alas
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It was really tempting to mash the button for Calibarn but, alas
Sorry buddy, section 47.n on page 3 was left blank. You need to fill in what enemies you are expected to need a "Siege Cannon" for. No, you will not be authorized to use a Roland Chamber with it unless your technicians are rated to clean the chamber fowling
October 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sorry buddy, section 47.n on page 3 was left blank. You need to fill in what enemies you are expected to need a "Siege Cannon" for. No, you will not be authorized to use a Roland Chamber with it unless your technicians are rated to clean the chamber fowling