Conan Farrell
@conan-f.bsky.social
Messing with databases in the west of Ireland
#gnuTerrryPratchett
#SQLBits helper
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#SQLBits helper
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You're gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You're gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
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"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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Nadine and the Rangy Robot Ridealong
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Nadine and the Rangy Robot Ridealong
You've probably already seen this, but if not, watch until the end.
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You've probably already seen this, but if not, watch until the end.
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"I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard"
RIP to the greatest to ever do it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQ...
RIP to the greatest to ever do it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQ...
Kitty 2 - With Patricia Routledge - BBC
YouTube video by maxinebendix
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard"
RIP to the greatest to ever do it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQ...
RIP to the greatest to ever do it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisQ...
One for you I think, @barristersecret.bsky.social .
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
“'... well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don't you?'
'Yes, miss.'
'You do?'
'Yes, miss. Lawyers, miss.’”
“'... well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don't you?'
'Yes, miss.'
'You do?'
'Yes, miss. Lawyers, miss.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“She’d never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn’t get it.”
“She’d never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn’t get it.”
September 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One for you I think, @barristersecret.bsky.social .
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The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
"I wouldn't if i were you"
The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.
He raised the sword again.
"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
Status Quo Vadis
Radiohead Of The Class
The Police Academy
September 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Status Quo Vadis
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
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In the depths of the Mariana Trench there live creatures born to darkness so total they have never evolved eyes.
Even they saw this coming.
Even they saw this coming.
Russia rejected today the idea of European peacekeeping troops serving in Ukraine, contradicting claims earlier this year by U.S. President Donald Trump that Vladimir Putin would accept such a force as part of a peace deal.
Putin rejects European peacekeepers in Ukraine, contradicting Trump
A Kremlin spokesperson said NATO’s expansion into Eastern Europe was a “root cause” of Moscow’s 2022 invasion of its neighbor.
www.politico.eu
August 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In the depths of the Mariana Trench there live creatures born to darkness so total they have never evolved eyes.
Even they saw this coming.
Even they saw this coming.
August 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Congratulations #Australia, you've simply been better than the #Lions today.
August 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Congratulations #Australia, you've simply been better than the #Lions today.
The groks from Brazil.
STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR GROK
GROKTOPUSSY (Glen, 1983)
July 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The groks from Brazil.
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Hey. You. The world is a better place with you in it.
July 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey. You. The world is a better place with you in it.
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What if Matt Berry played Doctor who ?
February 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What if Matt Berry played Doctor who ?
So today is the first day of #SQLBits, unfortunately I can't make it this year.
Next year hopefully 🤞
Anyway, to all attendees have a great time, learn and share.
To the helpers, you're amazing ✊
Next year hopefully 🤞
Anyway, to all attendees have a great time, learn and share.
To the helpers, you're amazing ✊
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
So today is the first day of #SQLBits, unfortunately I can't make it this year.
Next year hopefully 🤞
Anyway, to all attendees have a great time, learn and share.
To the helpers, you're amazing ✊
Next year hopefully 🤞
Anyway, to all attendees have a great time, learn and share.
To the helpers, you're amazing ✊
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