PJ 🍉 man
@pjmelonman.bsky.social
Guitarist out of The Twisted Melons 🍉
When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
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PJ 🍉 man
@pjmelonman.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Follow the creators, block the destroyers
Oh no
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh no
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
I moved down a few places in the league table of the brain training app I didn’t know existed last week because I haven’t bought the premium version, I’ll have to continue not to give a solitary fuck about it
Thanks Bluetooth headphone for not putting a disembodied voice in my ear and, instead, just beeping, I appreciate it
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Thanks Bluetooth headphone for not putting a disembodied voice in my ear and, instead, just beeping, I appreciate it
The train does not care about you
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The train does not care about you
Remember ACAB includes Robocop
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Remember ACAB includes Robocop
My own favourite Space War movies:
1: The Space Wrath
2: The Search for Space
3: Cannibal Bears Can Blink Now
4: Attack of the Space
5: Now A Robot: Look Out!
1: The Space Wrath
2: The Search for Space
3: Cannibal Bears Can Blink Now
4: Attack of the Space
5: Now A Robot: Look Out!
Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My own favourite Space War movies:
1: The Space Wrath
2: The Search for Space
3: Cannibal Bears Can Blink Now
4: Attack of the Space
5: Now A Robot: Look Out!
1: The Space Wrath
2: The Search for Space
3: Cannibal Bears Can Blink Now
4: Attack of the Space
5: Now A Robot: Look Out!
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Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
I’m not normal. Please don’t put in the paper that I was normal
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m not normal. Please don’t put in the paper that I was normal
I have curry oil from my lunch on my laptop bag, I am haunted by jalfrezi
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have curry oil from my lunch on my laptop bag, I am haunted by jalfrezi
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BREAKING: The Israeli army has launched an incursion into the countryside of Quneitra in southern Syria with five vehicles entering Syrian territory.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ovn8p0
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ovn8p0
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BREAKING: The Israeli army has launched an incursion into the countryside of Quneitra in southern Syria with five vehicles entering Syrian territory.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ovn8p0
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ovn8p0
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Disney: we look forward to being sensitive and dutiful custodians of this intellectual property that so many people hold so close to their hearts
Lego: lol
www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
Lego: lol
www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
Gingerbread AT-AT™ Walker 40806 | Star Wars™ | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop GB
Fun LEGO® Star Wars™ Christmas gift for kids
www.lego.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Disney: we look forward to being sensitive and dutiful custodians of this intellectual property that so many people hold so close to their hearts
Lego: lol
www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
Lego: lol
www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
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You Can Get It If You Really Want
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Awww, Jimmy Cliff gone.
Many Rivers To Cross
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Awww, Jimmy Cliff gone.
Jesus said, if someone steals your lunch, seek him out and give him your beverage - if someone steals your jacket, give him your sweater - but what if someone steals your idea of Jesus as a benevolent, stranger-loving force for kindness and empathy? Should you give them your dignity too?
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Jesus said, if someone steals your lunch, seek him out and give him your beverage - if someone steals your jacket, give him your sweater - but what if someone steals your idea of Jesus as a benevolent, stranger-loving force for kindness and empathy? Should you give them your dignity too?
Only fans, buts it’s just me gargling with salt and cayenne pepper and trying to hit a top C# for 10 minutes a day
My OnlyFans, but it’s just me basting my ham and wondering if the potatoes are cooked enough to be mashed
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Only fans, buts it’s just me gargling with salt and cayenne pepper and trying to hit a top C# for 10 minutes a day
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Dear friend, we still have £312 left to cover the boys’ school fees.
Your support is what keeps our little family steady in these difficult days.😓
If you’re able to help us complete the remaining amount, we would be DEEPLY GRATEFUL. ❤️
🔗 gofund.me/956613e4d
Your support is what keeps our little family steady in these difficult days.😓
If you’re able to help us complete the remaining amount, we would be DEEPLY GRATEFUL. ❤️
🔗 gofund.me/956613e4d
Amir and Osama have started their new school year after a long break due to the genocide. 💔
We need £375 for month's school payment to make sure they can continue their education without worry.🙏
Please,
Your support means stability and learning for them!
We need £375 for month's school payment to make sure they can continue their education without worry.🙏
Please,
Your support means stability and learning for them!
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dear friend, we still have £312 left to cover the boys’ school fees.
Your support is what keeps our little family steady in these difficult days.😓
If you’re able to help us complete the remaining amount, we would be DEEPLY GRATEFUL. ❤️
🔗 gofund.me/956613e4d
Your support is what keeps our little family steady in these difficult days.😓
If you’re able to help us complete the remaining amount, we would be DEEPLY GRATEFUL. ❤️
🔗 gofund.me/956613e4d
The more you observe robins being obnoxious, entitled wee dickheads, the more you think realise they are the perfect symbol for Christmas time
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The more you observe robins being obnoxious, entitled wee dickheads, the more you think realise they are the perfect symbol for Christmas time
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Entitled: The Clown
Everyone whose name shows up in this twisted drama comes off looking pretty bad.
Shit, this is gonna be a miniseries in 10 years, isn't it?
Shit, this is gonna be a miniseries in 10 years, isn't it?
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Entitled: The Clown
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Let’s get this clear!
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let’s get this clear!
Trump’s face man, fuck’s sake.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump’s face man, fuck’s sake.
It’s been Scottish book week this week. Sorry for anyone who is just finding out, who now needs to read a book
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s been Scottish book week this week. Sorry for anyone who is just finding out, who now needs to read a book
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Take each day as it comes and give yourself grace, recovery is a long road and there's no map clown posse
Reliable clown posse
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Take each day as it comes and give yourself grace, recovery is a long road and there's no map clown posse
What you DON’T do, is compromise your values.
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What you DON’T do, is compromise your values.
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Great analysis here from @writesbright.bsky.social
“There’s a strange symmetry between the Labour Party and the BBC at the moment. Namely, both are behaving with intense, self-destructive naivety towards the right-wing press”
open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...
“There’s a strange symmetry between the Labour Party and the BBC at the moment. Namely, both are behaving with intense, self-destructive naivety towards the right-wing press”
open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...
What Labour and the BBC have in common
They still don’t get it...
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Great analysis here from @writesbright.bsky.social
“There’s a strange symmetry between the Labour Party and the BBC at the moment. Namely, both are behaving with intense, self-destructive naivety towards the right-wing press”
open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...
“There’s a strange symmetry between the Labour Party and the BBC at the moment. Namely, both are behaving with intense, self-destructive naivety towards the right-wing press”
open.substack.com/pub/writesbr...