Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl
@coloneloolong.bsky.social
Matt | 1.FC Union Berlin | Loons | Foodstuffs | Art | Cannabis |No left turn unstoned | Minneapolis | Shake this square world and blast off to Kicksville
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I think the odds are good that we’ve seen Dayne St. Clair in a Loons kit for the last time. His agent will likely look for offers in Europe. Can’t imagine he isn’t on some radars.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I think the odds are good that we’ve seen Dayne St. Clair in a Loons kit for the last time. His agent will likely look for offers in Europe. Can’t imagine he isn’t on some radars.
1. Cherry
2. Grape
3. Watermelon
4. Strawberry
5. Green Apple
2. Grape
3. Watermelon
4. Strawberry
5. Green Apple
Blow Pops remain undefeated.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
1. Cherry
2. Grape
3. Watermelon
4. Strawberry
5. Green Apple
2. Grape
3. Watermelon
4. Strawberry
5. Green Apple
The college football lines on the pitch are super Bush League. San Diego should’ve forfeited home advantage.
A travesty I say.
A travesty I say.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The college football lines on the pitch are super Bush League. San Diego should’ve forfeited home advantage.
A travesty I say.
A travesty I say.
Blow Pops remain undefeated.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Blow Pops remain undefeated.
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
And if you have a frozen turkey, probably should’ve moved it to the fridge three days ago…
I'm just going to say it: turkey is amazing and if you think it sucks then you suck at cooking it
[insert hot take]
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And if you have a frozen turkey, probably should’ve moved it to the fridge three days ago…
Poop poop double poop, I didn’t say anything
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Poop poop double poop, I didn’t say anything
I hope that puma eats Johnny Depp in a later installment of that Dior ad.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I hope that puma eats Johnny Depp in a later installment of that Dior ad.
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Bruce Wayne the cat vs. the water faucet.
#BruceWayneTheCatStanAccount
#NotMyCat
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#BruceWayneTheCatStanAccount
#NotMyCat
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bruce Wayne the cat vs. the water faucet.
#BruceWayneTheCatStanAccount
#NotMyCat
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
#BruceWayneTheCatStanAccount
#NotMyCat
#Caturday
#CatsOfBluesky
2-0 Freiburg.
Bayern in shambles!
Bayern in shambles!
Freiburg with the early goal on Bayern. They’re still shook from the Alte Försterei. #UNVEU
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
2-0 Freiburg.
Bayern in shambles!
Bayern in shambles!
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Someone knocked over the fist on the north side of George Floyd Square. It seems like maybe a car ran into this?
B and I couldn’t move it alone and didn’t want to break it more. If you have a truck or a group of helpers, maybe you could help?
B and I couldn’t move it alone and didn’t want to break it more. If you have a truck or a group of helpers, maybe you could help?
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Someone knocked over the fist on the north side of George Floyd Square. It seems like maybe a car ran into this?
B and I couldn’t move it alone and didn’t want to break it more. If you have a truck or a group of helpers, maybe you could help?
B and I couldn’t move it alone and didn’t want to break it more. If you have a truck or a group of helpers, maybe you could help?
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Next summer Minneapolis is going to attempt to set a Guinness Book World Record for the “largest Prince sing along” on Prince’s 60th birthday and a few months after the 10th anniversary of his death.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Next summer Minneapolis is going to attempt to set a Guinness Book World Record for the “largest Prince sing along” on Prince’s 60th birthday and a few months after the 10th anniversary of his death.
It’s today and it’s hilarious.
idk how to say this exactly but today i found out that @coloneloolong.bsky.social knows when international men’s day is and isn’t afraid to admit it, out loud, to me.
a man wearing a black and white sweater with #schitts creek written on the bottom
Alt: david rose wearing a black and white sweater waving his hand saying “i don’t want any of that”
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s today and it’s hilarious.
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Release the hounds!
Visit ranchogordo.com for lots of new beans and gifts and returning varieties.
We are on a mission for the best holiday yet.
Visit ranchogordo.com for lots of new beans and gifts and returning varieties.
We are on a mission for the best holiday yet.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Release the hounds!
Visit ranchogordo.com for lots of new beans and gifts and returning varieties.
We are on a mission for the best holiday yet.
Visit ranchogordo.com for lots of new beans and gifts and returning varieties.
We are on a mission for the best holiday yet.
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
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Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her.
Fucking absurd.
Fucking absurd.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her.
Fucking absurd.
Fucking absurd.
What is with my fellow Phish guys 1) having zero game, 2) DMing women as if they do, and 3) being fkn creeps about it?
Fucks sake, dudes. Read the fuckin room and don’t DM strangers with your fantasies of being some Aryan alpha dreamboat lover, or at all really. Just don’t. Fkn A.
Fucks sake, dudes. Read the fuckin room and don’t DM strangers with your fantasies of being some Aryan alpha dreamboat lover, or at all really. Just don’t. Fkn A.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What is with my fellow Phish guys 1) having zero game, 2) DMing women as if they do, and 3) being fkn creeps about it?
Fucks sake, dudes. Read the fuckin room and don’t DM strangers with your fantasies of being some Aryan alpha dreamboat lover, or at all really. Just don’t. Fkn A.
Fucks sake, dudes. Read the fuckin room and don’t DM strangers with your fantasies of being some Aryan alpha dreamboat lover, or at all really. Just don’t. Fkn A.
Same energy
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Same energy
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Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.