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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl

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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 16h

AI? More like “AI don’t think so, pal!”

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 1d

Mayhaps!

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 1d

Dr. York Hunt

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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 1d

I’m waiting for that feeling
Waiting for that feeling
Waiting for that feeling to
Coooooooooooooome

Oh my baby,
Oh my baby,
Oh why?
Oh my.

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Steve Sando and the Rancho Gordo staff @ranchogordo.bsky.social · 2d

Happy harvest
When you work for mother nature, you get paid by father time.

(Iykyk)

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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 1d

Those figs…

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 3d

The only thing more Linchin would’ve been if you could’ve zoomed in a little more so that we could get an inkling of what this bug might represent in its emotional state before dissolving into a scene that opens in the receiving room of a large deli. A big fellow works there.

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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 3d

Mutilated gums
Like a thumb on the tum
Of a carnival bum

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 4d

🎵She’s a brick
And she’s awfully holey🎵

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 4d

The Kazakhs laying waste to a European state in ways not seen since they rode with Chingis Khan. #WorldCupQualifiers

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 6d

Public Enemy needs to train thousands of S1Ws to take to the streets and drive ICE back to the land of sucka MCs.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 8d

Huge Rainer Maria cat.

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 10d

Pentel EnerGel all day every day

Colonel ⭕️olong is The Duke of Nearl @coloneloolong.bsky.social · 11d

Excellent new album, @pagemcconnell.com. Perfect follow up to Maybe We’re the Visitors. You’ve found your own niche here, and it really suits you.

Now tell them to let you play Windy City again.