Colin Fixates
@colinfixates.bsky.social
Librarian, improviser, bald
I like video games and stream sometimes: twitch.tv/colinfixates
I like video games and stream sometimes: twitch.tv/colinfixates
On our flight last week, we didn't have to do anything special at security. No electronics out, no shoes off. Why do we not just do that all the time? Why does the TSA make me reveal that I'm still playing my 3ds in my 30s??
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
On our flight last week, we didn't have to do anything special at security. No electronics out, no shoes off. Why do we not just do that all the time? Why does the TSA make me reveal that I'm still playing my 3ds in my 30s??
Shout out to the dude proselytizing on the sidewalk in Florida with a sign that says "Trump is the beast Rev. 13" Religious psychosis is real but hey let's hear this guy out first.
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Shout out to the dude proselytizing on the sidewalk in Florida with a sign that says "Trump is the beast Rev. 13" Religious psychosis is real but hey let's hear this guy out first.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A haiku:
Redhead at the beach
The sun ignites pasty flesh
Boil with me tonight
Redhead at the beach
The sun ignites pasty flesh
Boil with me tonight
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A haiku:
Redhead at the beach
The sun ignites pasty flesh
Boil with me tonight
Redhead at the beach
The sun ignites pasty flesh
Boil with me tonight
Me but to myself every morning
sometimes you just have to hold your cat up in front of a mirror and say “dats u” to remind them that they’re real
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me but to myself every morning
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They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
Damn. All the old people really are onto something coming to Florida for the winter. I'm pissed it's so nice and I'm not seasonally depressed.
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Damn. All the old people really are onto something coming to Florida for the winter. I'm pissed it's so nice and I'm not seasonally depressed.
Oh hey, my wife and I played one of those seek and find games for Christmas! Check it out if you're so inclined :)
youtu.be/0BdzWPzoLDo?...
youtu.be/0BdzWPzoLDo?...
Can we save Scrooge? No! - Colin (and Paige) play Christmas Stories: A Christmas Carol
YouTube video by ColinFixates
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December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh hey, my wife and I played one of those seek and find games for Christmas! Check it out if you're so inclined :)
youtu.be/0BdzWPzoLDo?...
youtu.be/0BdzWPzoLDo?...
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Yeah, I use AI, my Artificial Incisors (I have dentures)
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah, I use AI, my Artificial Incisors (I have dentures)
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
Embrace the backlog. Feed the backlog. Caress the backlog.
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Embrace the backlog. Feed the backlog. Caress the backlog.
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
My favorite part of rereading The Lord of the Rings is remembering that Bilbo was the original writer of "hey diddle diddle" and we just inherited it from the weird Hobbit past.
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My favorite part of rereading The Lord of the Rings is remembering that Bilbo was the original writer of "hey diddle diddle" and we just inherited it from the weird Hobbit past.
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Werner Herzog could tempt me back to Instagram
el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Werner Herzog could tempt me back to Instagram
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A video game is where you control an American person with a gun
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A video game is where you control an American person with a gun
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They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
Indiana doesn't have a set "culture" per se, but the one thing we do have is a healthy sense of "fuck you don't tell me what to do". Very proud to be Hoosier today.
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Indiana doesn't have a set "culture" per se, but the one thing we do have is a healthy sense of "fuck you don't tell me what to do". Very proud to be Hoosier today.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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