Coleslaw-core
@coleslaw-core.bsky.social
Dumb af
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.
Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.
Conservatives can get bent.
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.
Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.
Conservatives can get bent.
Pinned
I'd eat ass if it came with a side of coleslaw.
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I like my dicks slick. a slicky dick, if you will.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I like my dicks slick. a slicky dick, if you will.
Them: "What's your favorite thing to read?"
Me: "Memes."
Me: "Memes."
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Them: "What's your favorite thing to read?"
Me: "Memes."
Me: "Memes."
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I am petting cat.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am petting cat.
I have 3 and I already want another.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I have 3 and I already want another.
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POV: me after getting home from work everyday. Except my cat isn't orange.
May 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
POV: me after getting home from work everyday. Except my cat isn't orange.
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My place is a mess and covered in coleslaw. I guess you could say that I am a -SLAWB-.
December 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My place is a mess and covered in coleslaw. I guess you could say that I am a -SLAWB-.
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Teenage me, when I realized that Korn's Twisted transistor was about a girl using her vibrator:
a man sitting at a table with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man sitting at a table with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Teenage me, when I realized that Korn's Twisted transistor was about a girl using her vibrator:
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Woke up a little extra horny this morning. So I decided to tempt you all. New profile pic. Come and get it, cuties.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Woke up a little extra horny this morning. So I decided to tempt you all. New profile pic. Come and get it, cuties.
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GIVE ME ROCKS. I desire to make a trail for my RC crawlers in my back yard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
GIVE ME ROCKS. I desire to make a trail for my RC crawlers in my back yard.
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thats crazy, you should peg me
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
thats crazy, you should peg me
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FREE HONT DOG BRO HE DIDNT DO SHIT #FreeTheSenator
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FREE HONT DOG BRO HE DIDNT DO SHIT #FreeTheSenator
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WHITE. WHALE. HOLY. GRAIL.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WHITE. WHALE. HOLY. GRAIL.
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This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
Nearly every Christmas-centric movie-
Person A: Oh no guys! We gotta save Christmas.
Person B: you just gotta believe in Christmas!
All: We did it! We saved Christmas by believing in it!
Person A: Oh no guys! We gotta save Christmas.
Person B: you just gotta believe in Christmas!
All: We did it! We saved Christmas by believing in it!
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Nearly every Christmas-centric movie-
Person A: Oh no guys! We gotta save Christmas.
Person B: you just gotta believe in Christmas!
All: We did it! We saved Christmas by believing in it!
Person A: Oh no guys! We gotta save Christmas.
Person B: you just gotta believe in Christmas!
All: We did it! We saved Christmas by believing in it!
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Sabrina Carpenter is so small. I just wanna put her in a snuggli and walk around a park with her.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is so small. I just wanna put her in a snuggli and walk around a park with her.
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Woke up a little extra horny this morning. So I decided to tempt you all. New profile pic. Come and get it, cuties.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Woke up a little extra horny this morning. So I decided to tempt you all. New profile pic. Come and get it, cuties.
Me when my wife said she ordered coleslaw.
a bat is flying through the air over a field .
Alt: A big ole' hog running through some grass in A stadium.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Me when my wife said she ordered coleslaw.
Wife: *picks up cat upside down*
Cat: *just accepts being upside down.*
Cat: *just accepts being upside down.*
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Wife: *picks up cat upside down*
Cat: *just accepts being upside down.*
Cat: *just accepts being upside down.*
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you’re fucking stupid
Sorry. My faith teaches that when someone offers a sincere apology, you accept it and move forward. Doesn’t mean you have to befriend them or forget the past. It did mean you give up the quest to exact retribution, and you certainly don’t mock their apology.
I realize not everyone is of my faith.
I realize not everyone is of my faith.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you’re fucking stupid