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Dumb af
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.

Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.


Conservatives can get bent.
I should call her.....
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I hope it isn't the same judge from my last trial. He's had out for me ever since I got his kids into the slaw.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yo, why are all you naked?
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I promise that baggy of slaw isn't mine officer, I was just holding it for a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Will it be on standard broadcast or cable?

Also, I watch the puppy bowl all day over the super bowl. Dog programming is best programming.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Come on over, we're making carnitas. And we have weed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"I showed you my ear-holes, please respond."
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I can't even remember the argument, but from the top of the stairs I said "fuck you" to him.

He ran up the stairs and beat the crap out of me. My parents then laughed at me for crying, when they found me hiding in a closet later.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He is a very sweet baby. He also is a wobbly kitty, and very very addicted to lap sitting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My step-dad Gary is a great name for a baby.

I think it's one of the oldest names in the world. I think there was a Babylon king named that.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Eepy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mission accomplished on my end, good luck for yours!
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM