ColdChef
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Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. SubGenius. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Koupe tet boule kay!
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ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
· Nov 15
The Airbnb we’re staying at has questionable books on the shelves, but some of them are even autographed.
Watching “Nobody 2.”
Man, Christopher Lloyd is old in this. Has he always been old? How old was he in “Back to the Future?”
Oh.
He was forty-seven years old.
Five years younger than I am.
oh
Man, Christopher Lloyd is old in this. Has he always been old? How old was he in “Back to the Future?”
Oh.
He was forty-seven years old.
Five years younger than I am.
oh
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watching “Nobody 2.”
Man, Christopher Lloyd is old in this. Has he always been old? How old was he in “Back to the Future?”
Oh.
He was forty-seven years old.
Five years younger than I am.
oh
Man, Christopher Lloyd is old in this. Has he always been old? How old was he in “Back to the Future?”
Oh.
He was forty-seven years old.
Five years younger than I am.
oh
Post vacation book haul.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Post vacation book haul.
Today I learned: Steve Martin was considered for the part of Brad in the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” motion picture.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today I learned: Steve Martin was considered for the part of Brad in the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” motion picture.
Wishing a very happy birthday to my beautiful dining companion @sweetbabette.bsky.social. I am the luckiest!
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wishing a very happy birthday to my beautiful dining companion @sweetbabette.bsky.social. I am the luckiest!
Waiting patiently for the reporter who decides to torch their entire career but become an instant folk hero by telling off Trump right to his face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Waiting patiently for the reporter who decides to torch their entire career but become an instant folk hero by telling off Trump right to his face.
Watching “Death By Lightning.” I want “Music! Fighting! Sausages!” as a ringtone.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Watching “Death By Lightning.” I want “Music! Fighting! Sausages!” as a ringtone.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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Residential deathcall. No one else was around and available, so I took my young nephew with me. He was a natural. It was his first time, but he was unflappable.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Residential deathcall. No one else was around and available, so I took my young nephew with me. He was a natural. It was his first time, but he was unflappable.
What it’s like living in a small town: I have seen the mayor at three funerals and a wedding this week. This morning, he leaned in and said, “We have to stop running into each other. People will talk.” All three funerals this week have been for friends. Including the husband of my first crush.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What it’s like living in a small town: I have seen the mayor at three funerals and a wedding this week. This morning, he leaned in and said, “We have to stop running into each other. People will talk.” All three funerals this week have been for friends. Including the husband of my first crush.
1000 times in the documents…so far. This is just the start of the avalanche. There will be photos, videos, and testimonies to follow.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
1000 times in the documents…so far. This is just the start of the avalanche. There will be photos, videos, and testimonies to follow.
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A good read: lithub.com/paul-newman-...
Paul Newman on the “Lusty Time” He Had Filming The Long, Hot Summer with Joanne Woodward
By the time I began preproduction for The Long, Hot Summer near Baton Rouge in 1957, my divorce settlement was essentially finalized. That allowed Joanne and me to openly be together. But since the…
lithub.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A good read: lithub.com/paul-newman-...
My workplace this morning. If you’ve ever seen Paul Newman’s “The Long, Hot Summer,” this is where the picnic auction scene was filmed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My workplace this morning. If you’ve ever seen Paul Newman’s “The Long, Hot Summer,” this is where the picnic auction scene was filmed.
A nickel for your thoughts.
Nah. Doesn’t work.
Nah. Doesn’t work.
The last penny: U.S. Treasurer ends copper-clad cents in Philly Mint visit after 232-year run www.inquirer.com/business/min...
U.S. officially ends production of the penny after 232-year run
Treasurer Brandon Beach said pennies cost more to make than they're worth, and Americans still have plenty in reserve.
www.inquirer.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A nickel for your thoughts.
Nah. Doesn’t work.
Nah. Doesn’t work.
Episode 2 of “Pluribus” reminds me of one of my favorite sketches on SNL (and how I would be reacting to the situation.)
youtu.be/JEt5zYPJxe0?...
youtu.be/JEt5zYPJxe0?...
Riddles of the Universe - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Episode 2 of “Pluribus” reminds me of one of my favorite sketches on SNL (and how I would be reacting to the situation.)
youtu.be/JEt5zYPJxe0?...
youtu.be/JEt5zYPJxe0?...
If afraid that if the Epstein Files are ever EVER released, they’re going to be so censored and redacted that they only show the crimes of his enemies and are basically blunt. But there’s no doubt that he‘s guilty. I know this with every fiber of my being.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If afraid that if the Epstein Files are ever EVER released, they’re going to be so censored and redacted that they only show the crimes of his enemies and are basically blunt. But there’s no doubt that he‘s guilty. I know this with every fiber of my being.
Our local paper used to have an obituary department where you'd either fax or call in your obituary and they'd edit it and publish it in the paper. It was under the editorial department, so you couldn't make wild claims like you got a Purple Heart or won an Academy Award.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Our local paper used to have an obituary department where you'd either fax or call in your obituary and they'd edit it and publish it in the paper. It was under the editorial department, so you couldn't make wild claims like you got a Purple Heart or won an Academy Award.
I love this take on “Predator: Badlands” from NPR.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love this take on “Predator: Badlands” from NPR.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
Louisiana outdoor wedding. Is there gumbo? Yes. Is there a pirogue full of drinks? Naturally.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Louisiana outdoor wedding. Is there gumbo? Yes. Is there a pirogue full of drinks? Naturally.
Note to anyone in the service industry: please don’t ever call me “Bossman.” It’s…gross.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Note to anyone in the service industry: please don’t ever call me “Bossman.” It’s…gross.
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He beat the wrap.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He beat the wrap.
Hiked Mt. Pinnacle, just west of Little Rock with a friend this morning. Matt and Pete (four legs)
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hiked Mt. Pinnacle, just west of Little Rock with a friend this morning. Matt and Pete (four legs)
I saw “Bugonia” today. I won’t say anything about it here. But I saw it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I saw “Bugonia” today. I won’t say anything about it here. But I saw it.
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I wrote a sonnet about scaring my kid about Zohran Mamdani:
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wrote a sonnet about scaring my kid about Zohran Mamdani: