ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. SubGenius. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Koupe tet boule kay!
I’m here for any and all of your insane haircuts.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m here for any and all of your insane haircuts.
A friendly undertaker will probably slip you a code.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A friendly undertaker will probably slip you a code.
*trying to force everyone near him to read his new screenplay “Ei8ht.*
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*trying to force everyone near him to read his new screenplay “Ei8ht.*
Sorry. I heard this got cancelled.
It’s a no-go on Frodo’s Froyo GoPro.
It’s a no-go on Frodo’s Froyo GoPro.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sorry. I heard this got cancelled.
It’s a no-go on Frodo’s Froyo GoPro.
It’s a no-go on Frodo’s Froyo GoPro.
I would watch two dozen series like this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would watch two dozen series like this.
Yes. That is the main ingredient in my post-thanksgiving turkey and sausage gumbo.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yes. That is the main ingredient in my post-thanksgiving turkey and sausage gumbo.
Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.
#spreadlove
#spreadlove
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.
#spreadlove
#spreadlove
When we were in high school, a friend read in church and had to say both “circumcise“ and “suckle the teat.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When we were in high school, a friend read in church and had to say both “circumcise“ and “suckle the teat.”
(I will also accept, “Eat shit! I’m a taxpayer!”)
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(I will also accept, “Eat shit! I’m a taxpayer!”)
*heart*
“oh no! It opened the video!”
*heart*
“Dammit! Stop opening the video!”
*heart*
“oh no! It opened the video!”
*heart*
“Dammit! Stop opening the video!”
*heart*
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*heart*
“oh no! It opened the video!”
*heart*
“Dammit! Stop opening the video!”
*heart*
“oh no! It opened the video!”
*heart*
“Dammit! Stop opening the video!”
*heart*
Ah, the good old Post-Katrina days.
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ah, the good old Post-Katrina days.
But you have my cell number…
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
But you have my cell number…