Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Just a passing housewife. She/They/Mum 🏳️🌈
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Some of you may know that I curate a huge reading list if Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. It is not up to date… Please comment if you identify as Palestinian, or if you know of something that should be in the list! Please share for visibility. soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...
Read Palestinian Speculative Fiction Reading List
The following is a growing reading list for the #ReadPalestinianSpecFic challenge. This is a work in progress to create a list of all available Palestinian speculative fiction. Novels: Novels by Na…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Some of you may know that I curate a huge reading list if Palestinian fantasy, science fiction, and horror. It is not up to date… Please comment if you identify as Palestinian, or if you know of something that should be in the list! Please share for visibility. soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...
Listen to the wisdom of sister Xian
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Listen to the wisdom of sister Xian
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what does chatgpt say?
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
what does chatgpt say?
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
W-what if we made out by the heaven piercing anal drill? 😳
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
W-what if we made out by the heaven piercing anal drill? 😳
Bf: What are you writing about?
Me: catboy
Bf: sounds horny
Me, writing "magical safe word?" in my notes: not really
Me: catboy
Bf: sounds horny
Me, writing "magical safe word?" in my notes: not really
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bf: What are you writing about?
Me: catboy
Bf: sounds horny
Me, writing "magical safe word?" in my notes: not really
Me: catboy
Bf: sounds horny
Me, writing "magical safe word?" in my notes: not really
Future me talking to publishers.
Publisher: Do you have any kind of social media following?
Me: a couple of thousand
Publisher: Oh? What's your account name?
Me: haha never mind I don't use social media
Publisher: Do you have any kind of social media following?
Me: a couple of thousand
Publisher: Oh? What's your account name?
Me: haha never mind I don't use social media
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Future me talking to publishers.
Publisher: Do you have any kind of social media following?
Me: a couple of thousand
Publisher: Oh? What's your account name?
Me: haha never mind I don't use social media
Publisher: Do you have any kind of social media following?
Me: a couple of thousand
Publisher: Oh? What's your account name?
Me: haha never mind I don't use social media
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I'm doin' it. I'm gonna write a catboy. Don't try to stop me. This is my destiny. I was born for this, I just didn't see it before.
I was trying to think of some reason I shouldn't make my little psycho character a cat spirit but then fate intervened
This is something I keep telling creative friends. Make the thing that is most *you*, not the thing tailored to what people say the market wants. The gatekeepers won't pay you anyway, but a few thousand odd nerds who like the same weird thing you do might.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm doin' it. I'm gonna write a catboy. Don't try to stop me. This is my destiny. I was born for this, I just didn't see it before.
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much love to the high school kid who went through my creative writing workshop today, laid back, and said to his teacher, miss, I'm writing some bangers today, huh? may we all channel this energy forever
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
much love to the high school kid who went through my creative writing workshop today, laid back, and said to his teacher, miss, I'm writing some bangers today, huh? may we all channel this energy forever
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
I was trying to think of some reason I shouldn't make my little psycho character a cat spirit but then fate intervened
This is something I keep telling creative friends. Make the thing that is most *you*, not the thing tailored to what people say the market wants. The gatekeepers won't pay you anyway, but a few thousand odd nerds who like the same weird thing you do might.
"I think the best strategy in the age of AI is: bet on yourself… unique work made well with huge amounts of love is actually going to become more valuable in the AI era." A very heartening story about the brilliant Naomi Alderman buying back “Zombies, Run!” www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I was trying to think of some reason I shouldn't make my little psycho character a cat spirit but then fate intervened
Politically I think we could all learn something from bonobos where if any one male tries to take too much power they will beat him to death and have lesbian sex on his corpse
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Politically I think we could all learn something from bonobos where if any one male tries to take too much power they will beat him to death and have lesbian sex on his corpse
Well, shit. I won't delete the post coz it's a way for other people to find out I guess.
True, although the fact the guy responsible for it is a virulent Zionist sucks hard (sorry for the bad news)
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Well, shit. I won't delete the post coz it's a way for other people to find out I guess.
All I'm saying is I'm not interested in being "cultured" if that means saying that the Disturbed - Sounds of Silence cover isn't a banger, coz it is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
All I'm saying is I'm not interested in being "cultured" if that means saying that the Disturbed - Sounds of Silence cover isn't a banger, coz it is.
4yo: Ok, we're all ballerinas. Daddy you're a girl too.
My bf: Ok. I'll be a big moustache girl.
4yo: You can. There's no sign that says "Moustaches aren't allowed"!
My bf: Ok. I'll be a big moustache girl.
4yo: You can. There's no sign that says "Moustaches aren't allowed"!
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
4yo: Ok, we're all ballerinas. Daddy you're a girl too.
My bf: Ok. I'll be a big moustache girl.
4yo: You can. There's no sign that says "Moustaches aren't allowed"!
My bf: Ok. I'll be a big moustache girl.
4yo: You can. There's no sign that says "Moustaches aren't allowed"!
I think this little psycho is becoming the protagonist.
That's a bit fun, I've never had a male protagonist before. Though I use the word loosely.
That's a bit fun, I've never had a male protagonist before. Though I use the word loosely.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I think this little psycho is becoming the protagonist.
That's a bit fun, I've never had a male protagonist before. Though I use the word loosely.
That's a bit fun, I've never had a male protagonist before. Though I use the word loosely.
I'd love to say I was cool and always loved Tank Girl but I was pretty young when I first watched it and by the time she fucked a kangaroo I was outta there
You know what? Yes I will watch the 1995 film adaptation of Tank Girl for the first time since I watched it un the theater with my friend and sister who almost got us kicked out cause they were mocking the movie so much despite being the only 3 people in said theater but I didn't care cause I was...
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'd love to say I was cool and always loved Tank Girl but I was pretty young when I first watched it and by the time she fucked a kangaroo I was outta there
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I still can't get over this. I had *considered* that NVIDIA might have done some creative accounting before today, but now they're putting out four-page-long memos that read like a dog barking at itself in the mirror, I have to wonder! I just have to wonder
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I still can't get over this. I had *considered* that NVIDIA might have done some creative accounting before today, but now they're putting out four-page-long memos that read like a dog barking at itself in the mirror, I have to wonder! I just have to wonder
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One of my Arabic teachers told me the Arabic for “midlife crisis” is “jahl Al khamseenaat”, basically “the idiocy of the 50s”, a phrase I often think about for no reason
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of my Arabic teachers told me the Arabic for “midlife crisis” is “jahl Al khamseenaat”, basically “the idiocy of the 50s”, a phrase I often think about for no reason
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the moon is also trans and has given us her blessing
April 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the moon is also trans and has given us her blessing
Something different about this book I'm writing right now is that it's a romance. My books up until now have always featured romance but they weren't ABOUT romance, but this one seems to be purely about the relationships between the characters and that feels right for this one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Something different about this book I'm writing right now is that it's a romance. My books up until now have always featured romance but they weren't ABOUT romance, but this one seems to be purely about the relationships between the characters and that feels right for this one.
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If you’re like “hey let’s unite around the class bits,” you’re implicitly asking marginalized groups to trust that their specific concerns will be addressed later, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵.
Economic justice (which is what ‘populist rage’ is, it’s a justice movement)…
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Economic justice (which is what ‘populist rage’ is, it’s a justice movement)…
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you’re like “hey let’s unite around the class bits,” you’re implicitly asking marginalized groups to trust that their specific concerns will be addressed later, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵.
Economic justice (which is what ‘populist rage’ is, it’s a justice movement)…
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Economic justice (which is what ‘populist rage’ is, it’s a justice movement)…
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