Coda
@codahale.com
Junior Financier at Global Antifa Networks, recipient of the December 2012 George Soros Lil’ Leftist award
I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible
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you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites
Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts
Everything I know about the Red Scare podcast I have learned against my will
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts
Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.
I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.
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Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned
I cannot stop thinking about how, in every one of these fucking emails, Jeffery Epstein comes across like the world’s biggest dipshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I cannot stop thinking about how, in every one of these fucking emails, Jeffery Epstein comes across like the world’s biggest dipshit
See, I never get banned or suspended for making death threats because my death threats are so fucking adorable no one can bring themselves to punish me for them
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See, I never get banned or suspended for making death threats because my death threats are so fucking adorable no one can bring themselves to punish me for them
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
And to think they laughed at my Beatbox Beowulf one-man show
One of the things that gets lost in translation is how rhythmic & fun to read the prose of the original Journey to the West is.
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And to think they laughed at my Beatbox Beowulf one-man show
Gotta be a rich grandson Mainer out there with a Popular Front tattoo we could recruit, right
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Gotta be a rich grandson Mainer out there with a Popular Front tattoo we could recruit, right
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As always, the various too-online axe grinders who have decided that the Nazi tattoo guy has an indispensable connection with the common man are, in fact, simply telling on themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As always, the various too-online axe grinders who have decided that the Nazi tattoo guy has an indispensable connection with the common man are, in fact, simply telling on themselves.
If you like ROSALÍA’s “LUX”, you might also like Lido Pimienta’s “La Belleza” (even more)
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you like ROSALÍA’s “LUX”, you might also like Lido Pimienta’s “La Belleza” (even more)
I need a special “it’s a deload week” hat at the gym so people don’t think I’m soft
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need a special “it’s a deload week” hat at the gym so people don’t think I’m soft
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Blue sky, green sky, pink sky, purple sky.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Blue sky, green sky, pink sky, purple sky.
Trying to show my dog the aurora but he’s acting like it’s no big deal
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Trying to show my dog the aurora but he’s acting like it’s no big deal
Bond’s constituent bits schlorp themselves back together to form a hideous monster who spends the movie stalking, killing, and eating innocent American tourists. By the end of the film he’s fully reconstituted and we can tease the next movie in the Tom Holland reboot. You’re welcome.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bond’s constituent bits schlorp themselves back together to form a hideous monster who spends the movie stalking, killing, and eating innocent American tourists. By the end of the film he’s fully reconstituted and we can tease the next movie in the Tom Holland reboot. You’re welcome.
If anyone does a film or TV adaptation of an Ian M. Banks novel, I think it’d be great if all the Culture characters were played by Muppets
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If anyone does a film or TV adaptation of an Ian M. Banks novel, I think it’d be great if all the Culture characters were played by Muppets
I think we can all agree that, while it’s not the outcome we hoped for, the shutdown is hurting real Americans and if a group of moderate Democrats can negotiate a way forward, perhaps the best we can do is a verbal agreement from Republican senators that Lucy will not move the football
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think we can all agree that, while it’s not the outcome we hoped for, the shutdown is hurting real Americans and if a group of moderate Democrats can negotiate a way forward, perhaps the best we can do is a verbal agreement from Republican senators that Lucy will not move the football
The awesome thing about Go is that it makes it easy to reduce allocations and increase memory locality by passing around slices backed by a single, contiguous array. The terrible thing about Go is that etc. etc.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The awesome thing about Go is that it makes it easy to reduce allocations and increase memory locality by passing around slices backed by a single, contiguous array. The terrible thing about Go is that etc. etc.
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From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago
aphyr.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
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Trying to figure out what #SCOTUS just did with #SNAP, and why Justice Jackson temporarily froze the district court's ruling?
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
190. SNAP WTF?
A very quick explainer on what (and why) Justice Jackson issued an "administrative stay" in the SNAP case late on Friday night, and on what's likely to happen next
www.stevevladeck.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trying to figure out what #SCOTUS just did with #SNAP, and why Justice Jackson temporarily froze the district court's ruling?
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Via "One First," me on what's going on—and why I think Jackson's move was savvy, notwithstanding the awful circumstances that forced it:
www.stevevladeck.com/p/190-snap-wtf
Re-upping this because it’s such a good paper. Really love the combine-then-expand paradigm, absolutely love the RO-KDF construction and its practical instantiation. Huge bummer the hybrid PQC KEM combiner IETF track is too mired in bullshit to benefit from this.
Key Derivation Functions Without a Grain of Salt (Matilda Backendal, Sebastian Clermont, Marc Fischlin, Felix Günther) ia.cr/2025/657
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Re-upping this because it’s such a good paper. Really love the combine-then-expand paradigm, absolutely love the RO-KDF construction and its practical instantiation. Huge bummer the hybrid PQC KEM combiner IETF track is too mired in bullshit to benefit from this.