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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 4d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 6d

There is a dad lugging a toddler away from the playground shouting for his eldest to follow… “PERSEPHONE!!” He loads them both into a white Tesla.

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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 11d

let it happen soon, let it be painful, may all the rest scatter witless and terrified before the wave of joy that's coming unstoppable as death

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 13d

Their specialty is breads and almost savory desserts, so a breadcrumb recipe is 🤌 I’m bringing over a bottle of Camino vinegar as thanks.

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 13d

Attn @marcprecipice.bsky.social

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 13d

I gave the recipe for Camino’s Tunisian orange cake to my favorite baker in town and she NAILED IT. I have been ✨transported✨ to a decade ago, grinning under those beautiful chandeliers.

A slice of glistening unfrosted cake in a to go box.

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 13d

let’s just point them at each other so we can get back to making art

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · May 12

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17d

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

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No No Quit @lesleynope.bsky.social · 21d

Shhh let them cook

News › World News ›
Donald Trump
Disappointed
Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 21d

I recommend adding “you may be seated”- many people don’t and folks stay standing until the officiant says it! I also loved asking the couple to turn and face their people for a moment to soak it all up.

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 22d

Hail Zorp!

a man and a woman are standing in front of a poster that says yellow onal

Alt: Parks and Rec episode about the Zorp cult preparing for the end times again, which keeps not happening.

media.tenor.com

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 27d

Received my order from Sonny Ross 😍 www.sonnyross.com

Dark floral print that reads “I don’t use A.I. I’m not a fucking loser.”

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · 27d

Next up: comedy talk shows made completely with government-sanctioned AI.

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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 28d

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth

You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · Sep 13

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · Sep 13

What’s the name for an authoritarian government that’s too fucking stupid to do authoritarianism correctly

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 10

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · Sep 12

"The sad truth is that white supremacy is not a deal breaker for many white liberals."

'No Humans Involved': Ezra Klein and the Logic of White Liberal Sympathy

The Charlie Kirk Debate — A Requiem for America’s Beloved Preachers of Hate.

wordsbybibbs.substack.com

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Sep 12

now that they have a guy in custody that isn't the evil gay abortion loving democrat they were initially blaming, it is important that you not forgot who your friends, family and colleagues showed themselves to be this week

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · Sep 11

Sure looks like a stroke to me.

Just had the most delightful thought: him, unable to speak. Just being in the world, hearing and understanding everything around him but completely unable to speak. Ahh.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · Sep 11

This fucker had a stroke, man. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 11

Trump at a 9/11 commemoration

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · Sep 11

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · Sep 11

A collective fawn response.

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · Sep 10

Gonna need the names of the etsy witches.

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niki hell @studiohaleyeah.bsky.social · Sep 10

Here’s the thing: “releasing the Epstein files” won’t do a damn thing. Not one thing. America has always known exactly who Trump is, and voted for him anyway (twice!). Not because America doesn’t care who he is, but almost the opposite. America LIKES who he is. America LIKES abusing girl children.

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