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Junior Financier at Global Antifa Networks, recipient of the December 2012 George Soros Lil’ Leftist award
First snow of the year, without fail, produces a bumper crop of dudes in Subarus overdriving their all-season tires
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
God Emperor in the tweets, Sleepy Time Tea Bear in the sheets
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Recreating the biker bar scene from Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985), but with the entire contents of Arca’s four-album Kick box set (2021).
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m not looking up shit and just assuming all the “strong floor, no ceiling” talk is about pelvic muscles
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Manifest destineez nuts
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
As much as I love SHA-3, I think it’s a real bummer that NIST never defined an XOF mode for SHA-2.
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
her feral little growl on “There’s More To Life Than This” tho
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You can just listen to Björk’s 1993 album Debut and the cops can’t do shit
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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California Republican suddenly supporting a national partisan gerrymandering ban. IT’S GAME THEORY BABY THINK OF THE STRATEGERY, WE PLAYING DEFECT-DEFECT NOT DEFECT-COOPERATE, IT’S TIT FOR TAT, CONSIDER THE INCENTIVES
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The correct pie opinion is: sweet potato pie from Lois The Pie Queen, Oakland, CA.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I can tell I’m not getting enough sunshine because I had a whole “maybe I should grow a mustache” thought today
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oops! All gecs
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yo Gabba Gabba is kind of fucked up. Like, obviously DJ Lance is a demiurge, but even random bits of lore are unsettling. Plex can materialize arbitrary things from his head ray but Foofa can’t afford her insulin? How is that ok?
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Their image says “introspective songs about love” but their music says “sounds to get a tooth knocked out to” and I love it.
got put onto die spitz by my pal tasha who said they reminded her of me because of the way my voice goes in and out of a growl when i tell stories lol youtu.be/LBuwjdY9GRI?...
Die Spitz - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I would have so much more patience for the Nuzzi nexus if any of the people involved were not dogshit writers
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Daniel Bleichenbacher reporting a security vulnerability in your ECC library is like Omar showing up to your trap house. You gotta take that seriously.

github.com/indutny/elli...
Invalid signature generation and private key exposure. · Issue #321 · indutny/elliptic
I have noticed that the elliptic library v. 6.5.7 may generate incorrect ECDSA signatures and also verify incorrect ECDSA signatures. An example for an invalid signature that is verified as true is...
github.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hello welcome to Schnickle’s Pickles home of the Salty Dog can i take your order
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I say we put the three of them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon, like in the Bible
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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you do not under any circumstances have to read some weird journalists airing their dirty laundry on their nazi newsletter sites
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Gonna go full Aronofsky’s Pi on myself to unlearn these facts
Everything I know about the Red Scare podcast I have learned against my will
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Thankee kindly for a’warmin’ the toilet seat for me, pardner. Much obliged.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I think the most important thing I, as a liberal political consultant, can communicate is that not only was everyone totally wrong in the past but they are currently wrong, and should immediately follow my suggestions despite them being indistinguishable from common practice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM