Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
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Brazenly took this off @okwonga.bsky.social’s insta story because: yes
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Brazenly took this off @okwonga.bsky.social’s insta story because: yes
What a fucking asshole.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What a fucking asshole.
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
Fekkin LOL!
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Fekkin LOL!
Road apple accuses cow patty of smelling like shit.
trib.al/cye6f2c
trib.al/cye6f2c
Piers Morgan slams Nick Fuentes for calling Hitler ‘f—king cool’: ‘What a crock of s—t’
Morgan was notably much tougher on the Fuentes than former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who garnered backlash over his soft-ball interview of the white nationalist.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Road apple accuses cow patty of smelling like shit.
trib.al/cye6f2c
trib.al/cye6f2c
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
This is correct.
this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain
New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is correct.
Thieving ass shitbags.
Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thieving ass shitbags.
HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
LOL.
Juvenile, but LOL.
Juvenile, but LOL.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
LOL.
Juvenile, but LOL.
Juvenile, but LOL.
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
Busy day. Missed the AFC match live and managed to catch the recording before knowing the result.
Horseshit.
Anyway.
Horseshit.
Anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Busy day. Missed the AFC match live and managed to catch the recording before knowing the result.
Horseshit.
Anyway.
Horseshit.
Anyway.
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So, it's a MAGA guy in his late twenties who lives with his mom, and who is not Antifa, Trans, a violent left-wing radical, or even woke?
What is this country coming too?
I'm just glad Diamond (RIP) isn't around to see this.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
What is this country coming too?
I'm just glad Diamond (RIP) isn't around to see this.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Accused DC pipe bomber told FBI he believed the 2020 election was stolen, sources say
During interviews with the FBI, the suspect arrested in the pipe bomb probe told investigators that he believed the 2020 election was stolen, providing perhaps the first indication of a possible motiv...
www.yahoo.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So, it's a MAGA guy in his late twenties who lives with his mom, and who is not Antifa, Trans, a violent left-wing radical, or even woke?
What is this country coming too?
I'm just glad Diamond (RIP) isn't around to see this.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
What is this country coming too?
I'm just glad Diamond (RIP) isn't around to see this.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Tom Cotton is an enormous, puss-filled, hemorrhoid on the sphincter of American political discourse.
Oh so now it's bad to say that troops should give civilians "no quarter" eh Tom
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tom Cotton is an enormous, puss-filled, hemorrhoid on the sphincter of American political discourse.
I would kick the fuck out of that ball.
“.. U.S. President Donald Trump's face is painted on a football ahead of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Draw in Washington D.C.”
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I would kick the fuck out of that ball.
Of course they did, Blaine.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Of course they did, Blaine.
Woke up to snow here on the shore. It's supposed to stop around 10 am. Looks like a few inches already.
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Woke up to snow here on the shore. It's supposed to stop around 10 am. Looks like a few inches already.
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Man, Tom Cotton is a complete fucking asshole.
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Man, Tom Cotton is a complete fucking asshole.
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.