Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.
My oldest is an admirer.
My oldest is an admirer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.
My oldest is an admirer.
My oldest is an admirer.
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
Indeed.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Indeed.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
I thought retirement was going to be about sleeping in.
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I thought retirement was going to be about sleeping in.
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Solid.
BTW, hockey related.
Baloo posted a pic from Fbook of one of our fave UHL refs (Tommy George) getting an award for his years of work as a ref... blah...blah...blah.
Baloo then posted this pic from our Trashers days that caused such a commotion on the UHL message boards. LOL.
BTW, hockey related.
Baloo posted a pic from Fbook of one of our fave UHL refs (Tommy George) getting an award for his years of work as a ref... blah...blah...blah.
Baloo then posted this pic from our Trashers days that caused such a commotion on the UHL message boards. LOL.
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Solid.
BTW, hockey related.
Baloo posted a pic from Fbook of one of our fave UHL refs (Tommy George) getting an award for his years of work as a ref... blah...blah...blah.
Baloo then posted this pic from our Trashers days that caused such a commotion on the UHL message boards. LOL.
BTW, hockey related.
Baloo posted a pic from Fbook of one of our fave UHL refs (Tommy George) getting an award for his years of work as a ref... blah...blah...blah.
Baloo then posted this pic from our Trashers days that caused such a commotion on the UHL message boards. LOL.
Of course they did, Blaine.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Of course they did, Blaine.
He wisely chose to come back in to sit with me and finish the final episode of Beast In Me (we like it!).
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He wisely chose to come back in to sit with me and finish the final episode of Beast In Me (we like it!).
Winters here on the ESVA include much, much wind.
Winter evenings with the stove blazing away, my cat laying in front of the fire, dog on my lap, a book, cup of Bovril, with the wind whipping through, is heaven to this quietude enjoyer.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Winter evenings with the stove blazing away, my cat laying in front of the fire, dog on my lap, a book, cup of Bovril, with the wind whipping through, is heaven to this quietude enjoyer.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Winters here on the ESVA include much, much wind.
Winter evenings with the stove blazing away, my cat laying in front of the fire, dog on my lap, a book, cup of Bovril, with the wind whipping through, is heaven to this quietude enjoyer.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Winter evenings with the stove blazing away, my cat laying in front of the fire, dog on my lap, a book, cup of Bovril, with the wind whipping through, is heaven to this quietude enjoyer.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Woke up to snow here on the shore. It's supposed to stop around 10 am. Looks like a few inches already.
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Woke up to snow here on the shore. It's supposed to stop around 10 am. Looks like a few inches already.
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
Good day to stay in.
Scout doesn't know if he wants to go back in or stay outside.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
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