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Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.

An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.

A man's got to know his imitations.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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As a climate scientist, the most charitable thing I can say is that this guy's a fucking moron.
Trump: "Remember -- global warming! And then the temperature started going down like a rock. Remember? Remember?"
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.

My oldest is an admirer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.

Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the type of psychotic rambling that Nixon would do after a half bottle of scotch.

The president is not well.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Brazenly took this off @okwonga.bsky.social’s insta story because: yes
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What a fucking asshole.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fekkin LOL!
finalmente um gato laranja sendo sacaneado
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This good gal had her annual checkup today.

She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.

Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is correct.
this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain
New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well.....

Bye.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thieving ass shitbags.
Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?

A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW HAW-HAW-HAW
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
LOL.

Juvenile, but LOL.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Busy day. Missed the AFC match live and managed to catch the recording before knowing the result.

Horseshit.

Anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ok, Lads!!

Yours for the taking!!

Score goals!! Have fun!!

#COYG
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM