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Emily
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Classic poltergeist activity
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There is so much attrocious shit going on we’re not even talking about the dude who stole like 100 skeletons from a Philly cemetery. That should be the story of the week and we’re like “not now creep-o, we got bigger fish to fry.” UGH.
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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DOWNLOAD SALE! Just launched a promo code for all digital downloads. Use MOVING for $5 off any download including my new Vintage design. Help me offset the costs of my pending move 🙏🙏

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January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Seriously how is Boars Head still in business
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Today's pigeons are the hottest rookies of the year.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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What if you didn’t have to look it up
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Here's the full moment of silence including a fan yelling "Go home, ICE"
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Hey y'all ACA subsidies are NOT saved, the Senate still needs to vote on the latest version of the bill; just want to note that the House vote happened at 5:13p and the Senate adjourned at 4:29p. The Senate vote I see some people referencing regards a prior bill. Please do call your senator!
January 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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I regret to inform you that they’re coming out with a new version of white that doesn’t include you
June 1, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.
Alexander Van Hook is confirmed 53-40 to be a District Judge of Western Louisiana. According to @senatepress.bsky.social, the Dems yeas are Dick Durbin (IL), Maggie Hassan (NH), Tim Kaine (VA), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), and Peter Welch (VT). Angus King (I-ME) was also a yea.
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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If you need a moment of respite here are all my doofy animals taking an afternoon nap together
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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You can do this. You can do SOMETHING.
Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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REALMUTO: Have the Phillies agreed to my terms yet?
AGENT: Well, not exactly
REALMUTO; A counter offer at least?
AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else
REALMUTO: Another catcher?
AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada
REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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if youre leaving twitter, please remember to LOCK your account instead of deleting. deleted accounts can have their usernames and history stolen by bots. LOCK your account, delete past tweets if you want but keep it locked, dont let someone steal your ID.
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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it's sort of funny that white is now an epithet on the right if paired with woman and liberal
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If you need a moment of respite here are all my doofy animals taking an afternoon nap together
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.

Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM