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Clancy
@clancypantz.bsky.social
Horror movie nerd, dog & cat dad, recovering political junky

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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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HERITAGE FOUNDATION: "Nice state ya got there. Pity if anything happened to it."

INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:

“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”

That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Dictators don’t like math—because math insists on reality.

We’re still trying to work out how this math maths. Is he suggesting people are crossing illegally out of the US into Mexico and Canada? Math exposes the lie, but when reality is inconvenient, the authoritarian will simply demand a new one.
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
reskeet with one of your favorite halloween costumes

(I did drag as lady Gaga from AHS)
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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🚨URGENT🚨

📍Gwinnett County Animal Shelter Lawrenceville #Georgia

Dude was found as a stray covered in fleas & fly bites on his ears.
He is the sweetest dog but is shutting down
Knows basic commands & is easy on the leash
Let’s not let his story end at the shelter💔

☎️770.339.3200

#Dogs #BlueskyDogs
October 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Here’s the deal, Mike Johnson, you worked 9 days since July, make $200K, and get best free healthcare we pay for, while shutting down ours.

Want it fair? Start with your paychecks. No work, no pay and no damn free healthcare for any of you. Let Congress feel the pain they dump on the rest of us.
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Wake up babe new Kathy Hochul reaction video just dropped
October 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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So Mike Johnson has to be 82 before Tapper stops being such a pussy?
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m more likely to send a text message if I see the person has their notifications silenced. Like, I have something to tell you but I don’t necessarily want to jump into a text convo. Anyone else?
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My husband is in Germany for Oktoberfest. I haven’t heard from him since he’s landed but there’s signs of life (from a friends instagram) lmao
September 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The sunset from LIC last night was spectacular!
September 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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DO NOT STOP POUNDING FOR THE TRUTH!!!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
“Next thing they’re gonna say is you shouldn’t drink a bottle of wine before work”
Jeanine Pirro: "This nonsense about 'National Guard on the street' -- next thing they're gonna say police shouldn't be on the street."
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM