emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@clamdove.bsky.social
thon/thon she/her they/them
chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to
pfp = hoodie girl by @samcandles.bsky.social
banner = brianne from @wackylesbianhour.com
no promo
no ai
im ≥18
💙 @dizzydaisy909.bsky.social (nsfw)
chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to
pfp = hoodie girl by @samcandles.bsky.social
banner = brianne from @wackylesbianhour.com
no promo
no ai
im ≥18
💙 @dizzydaisy909.bsky.social (nsfw)
Pinned
we will survive. I will survive. YOU will survive
this is not knowledge: i cannot see the future
this is a belief: i choose to believe that i will get through this, because believing otherwise is a self-fulfilling prophecy
this is a command: every day we spend alive is a day we rob them of victory
this is not knowledge: i cannot see the future
this is a belief: i choose to believe that i will get through this, because believing otherwise is a self-fulfilling prophecy
this is a command: every day we spend alive is a day we rob them of victory
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idk girl getting a trans girl to do your transition for you rarely works out well
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
idk girl getting a trans girl to do your transition for you rarely works out well
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Love an economic model where a special bouncy baby boy can wrap himself in so much capital that he becomes unfireable and can yank a massive communications company into random culs-de-sac on a lark!
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Love an economic model where a special bouncy baby boy can wrap himself in so much capital that he becomes unfireable and can yank a massive communications company into random culs-de-sac on a lark!
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dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
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This particular anti-Christ is too on the nose with regard to his name
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This particular anti-Christ is too on the nose with regard to his name
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It's amazing that his style of frantic editing and content churn for the sake of churn was the exact style of programming that Mr. Rogers specifically warned against and did the opposite of. Even in the 70s they new that would melt brains and now we put toddlers in front of iPads all day.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's amazing that his style of frantic editing and content churn for the sake of churn was the exact style of programming that Mr. Rogers specifically warned against and did the opposite of. Even in the 70s they new that would melt brains and now we put toddlers in front of iPads all day.
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So many zoomers are going to get fucked over
YouTube star MrBeast is moving into financial services
MrBeast's company confirmed it's looking to launch a financial services platform, confirming earlier reporting by Business Insider.
www.businessinsider.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So many zoomers are going to get fucked over
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I know i'm not allowed to call for a violent mass purge of basically everyone in media and power.
But...
But...
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I know i'm not allowed to call for a violent mass purge of basically everyone in media and power.
But...
But...
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"we're going to ignore that RAM has spiked in price, and instead imply that this girl playing her backlog of retro games on her 8 year old potato is the problem"
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"we're going to ignore that RAM has spiked in price, and instead imply that this girl playing her backlog of retro games on her 8 year old potato is the problem"
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Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
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This is nothing less than institutionalized rape as collective punishment, a vile practice used by the worst regimes for centuries.
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards
A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is nothing less than institutionalized rape as collective punishment, a vile practice used by the worst regimes for centuries.
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...
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This is mostly because the games in question are popular multiplayer live service titles whose initial release was 6 years ago or more, which I don't think really count. As someone who plays none of them though I do find it amusing how much my gaming complies with this rule anyway
It's a newer angle on an ongoing situation :V
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/two-thi...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/two-thi...
Two thirds of total PC playtime last year was on games that are at least six years old, report says | VGC
The vast majority of time spent playing across all formats was on older games…
www.videogameschronicle.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is mostly because the games in question are popular multiplayer live service titles whose initial release was 6 years ago or more, which I don't think really count. As someone who plays none of them though I do find it amusing how much my gaming complies with this rule anyway
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It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
seems like a good way to get a song stuck in my head is to make it racist (or at least racially questionable). dont like that
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
seems like a good way to get a song stuck in my head is to make it racist (or at least racially questionable). dont like that
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Wag wag!
Another one of my favorite comms✨
Another one of my favorite comms✨
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wag wag!
Another one of my favorite comms✨
Another one of my favorite comms✨
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Sounds like it sucks in every possible way then, so into the trash with it
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sounds like it sucks in every possible way then, so into the trash with it
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Patch notes say MK World has audio options now
It's the funniest thing in the world because the only option is to make it loud
It's the funniest thing in the world because the only option is to make it loud
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Patch notes say MK World has audio options now
It's the funniest thing in the world because the only option is to make it loud
It's the funniest thing in the world because the only option is to make it loud
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thank u so much. Literally never could’ve seen myself here a year ago, love yall so so much
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
thank u so much. Literally never could’ve seen myself here a year ago, love yall so so much
if i use "tranny" as an insult (eg. "ughhh stop being a tranny"), that isnt reclaiming the slur. it is instead using the slur for it's intended purpose, to demean and dehumanize
but when neurodivergent people use the r-slur as an insult, somehow this doesnt hold true
can someone explain this to me?
but when neurodivergent people use the r-slur as an insult, somehow this doesnt hold true
can someone explain this to me?
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
if i use "tranny" as an insult (eg. "ughhh stop being a tranny"), that isnt reclaiming the slur. it is instead using the slur for it's intended purpose, to demean and dehumanize
but when neurodivergent people use the r-slur as an insult, somehow this doesnt hold true
can someone explain this to me?
but when neurodivergent people use the r-slur as an insult, somehow this doesnt hold true
can someone explain this to me?
i sort my apps alphabetically
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i sort my apps alphabetically
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capitalism makes bores of us all (boring whores)
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
capitalism makes bores of us all (boring whores)