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CJ Stockton
@cjstockton.bsky.social
Writer. Emo cowboy. Chaotic.

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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As someone who works with BBBS, I am begging you to sign this petition.

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Save Big Brothers Big Sisters! – Help us protect the future of NJ’s youth
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April 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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As a former professional athlete, the only people I ever met with $3000 in cash on them were getting ready to go to a strip club
April 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I drew this 14 years ago today and it still makes me crack up
April 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look my dudes I think as a queer mentally ill person I’m well within my rights to be freaked out.
April 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don’t plan on publishing anything going forward, but I do have a personal goal to finish my novel before it becomes illegal.
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Genuinely can’t decide if rereading On The Beach right now counts as a form of therapy or self-harm.
April 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well everything certainly does keep happening.
April 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Basically going through the novel manuscript and rewriting it. Have decided against publishing it, but I’ll probably end up going through the whole trilogy just because.

Short story collection on hold because capitalism.
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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i love taking on commissions bc it means i get to make awesome things like this 🪲✨
March 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Big day for weird art girls who are not afraid of bugs and snakes.
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We need more (good) queer representation because every time the topic comes up a bunch of straight people lose their minds and tell me I don’t exist.
March 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I thought the apocalypse would be less embarrassing.
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not to brag but to paraphrase 'Bob’s Burgers' I live a rich, kind of odd life.
March 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but when the Nazis first started sending Jews and other victims to camps, they called it deportation, and the camps were technically in other countries.
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I did not realize how expensive it is to publish a book. In hindsight, this was remarkably naive.
March 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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If you’re going to talk the talk, you have to walk the walk

(Also, I will be speaking in LA on April 5th at the big Indivisible event in Pershing Square, feel free to join us and come say hi!)
March 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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What To Know About Beef Tallow
theonion.com/what-to...
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Finished editing the short story collection. I’ll throw together a cover and publish it online, with a couple of paperbacks for myself.

Still counts as publishing.
March 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM