William 🧿 Kuechenberg
@cinemasicko.bsky.social
High-Concept, Lowbrow! Nicholl Top 50. Repped at Bohemia Group. Former Ha-Ha Man at Cracked. TV and feature writer looking for work.
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My neighbors constantly do laundry and use some kind of high octane dryer sheets and it smells like they’re burning grandmas for heat
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My neighbors constantly do laundry and use some kind of high octane dryer sheets and it smells like they’re burning grandmas for heat
Successfully changed my car headlight and felt mild fender euphoria.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Successfully changed my car headlight and felt mild fender euphoria.
Re: Mamdani’s recent legislative successes:
if we as socialists (esp. DSA members) can rebrand Democrats into the “party that materially delivers,” I think that will go a long way to taking the electoral wind out of Trumpism’s (or whatever future incarnation) sails.
if we as socialists (esp. DSA members) can rebrand Democrats into the “party that materially delivers,” I think that will go a long way to taking the electoral wind out of Trumpism’s (or whatever future incarnation) sails.
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Re: Mamdani’s recent legislative successes:
if we as socialists (esp. DSA members) can rebrand Democrats into the “party that materially delivers,” I think that will go a long way to taking the electoral wind out of Trumpism’s (or whatever future incarnation) sails.
if we as socialists (esp. DSA members) can rebrand Democrats into the “party that materially delivers,” I think that will go a long way to taking the electoral wind out of Trumpism’s (or whatever future incarnation) sails.
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only just realized today that it's *Kyrsten* Sinema, not Krysten, and became even more disgusted by her
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
only just realized today that it's *Kyrsten* Sinema, not Krysten, and became even more disgusted by her
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21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
January 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
Allen Toussaint is so good dude, what an embarrassment of riches his catalogue is, yet another prodigal son of the People’s Independent Polity of New Orleans ⚜️
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Allen Toussaint is so good dude, what an embarrassment of riches his catalogue is, yet another prodigal son of the People’s Independent Polity of New Orleans ⚜️
Once you learn about convergent evolution you see it everywhere.
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Once you learn about convergent evolution you see it everywhere.
Gonna get some headshots taken soon per my manager’s request and I need somebody to talk me out of recreating this
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Gonna get some headshots taken soon per my manager’s request and I need somebody to talk me out of recreating this
Maybe some leftists disagree on this but I truly believe in my heart most normie libs are fundamentally good people who’ve just never been uncomfortable.
They haven’t seen shit like we have. Not their fault.
They deserve credit for having the appropriate reaction to seeing the beast.
They haven’t seen shit like we have. Not their fault.
They deserve credit for having the appropriate reaction to seeing the beast.
Evelyn Normielib (D-MN) has arrived at the scene of the ICE shooting in northern Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Maybe some leftists disagree on this but I truly believe in my heart most normie libs are fundamentally good people who’ve just never been uncomfortable.
They haven’t seen shit like we have. Not their fault.
They deserve credit for having the appropriate reaction to seeing the beast.
They haven’t seen shit like we have. Not their fault.
They deserve credit for having the appropriate reaction to seeing the beast.
A fucking BABY. A FUCKING INFANT.
Life sentence. No appeal. Everyone who’s ever even applied to ICE.
Life sentence. No appeal. Everyone who’s ever even applied to ICE.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 AM
A fucking BABY. A FUCKING INFANT.
Life sentence. No appeal. Everyone who’s ever even applied to ICE.
Life sentence. No appeal. Everyone who’s ever even applied to ICE.
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nuremberg 2.0 is the moderate position
Fox is reporting that ICE sent six kids to the hospital, including a baby, just throwing a flashbang at a random car
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
nuremberg 2.0 is the moderate position
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wooof having watched that presser just now, "don't take the bait" is a real shit thing to tell people who are, by all knowledge and information and evidence, acting in defense of themselves and their neighbors and their communities
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
wooof having watched that presser just now, "don't take the bait" is a real shit thing to tell people who are, by all knowledge and information and evidence, acting in defense of themselves and their neighbors and their communities
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the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?
My manager thinks we can get either INHERITANCE or NECROPOLIS made this year, here’s the “going to an important meeting with your manager” fit.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
My manager thinks we can get either INHERITANCE or NECROPOLIS made this year, here’s the “going to an important meeting with your manager” fit.
The Brotherhood of Steel’s emphasis on zeppelins is smart considering all the roads are totally destroyed.
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The Brotherhood of Steel’s emphasis on zeppelins is smart considering all the roads are totally destroyed.
Give Ilhan Omar a Titan from TITANFALL 2.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Give Ilhan Omar a Titan from TITANFALL 2.
THE SOVIET UNION:
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
THE SOVIET UNION:
Oh HELL yeah. Oh HELL yes
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Oh HELL yeah. Oh HELL yes
Worthless fucking democrats could run on “if you elect us you get to see Trump bald and un-makeup’d as he deteriorates rapidly during his life prison sentence,” then do it, thereby ensuring an FDR-style ~decade of guaranteed power on that wave.
Instead: waahwaahwaah
Instead: waahwaahwaah
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Worthless fucking democrats could run on “if you elect us you get to see Trump bald and un-makeup’d as he deteriorates rapidly during his life prison sentence,” then do it, thereby ensuring an FDR-style ~decade of guaranteed power on that wave.
Instead: waahwaahwaah
Instead: waahwaahwaah
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
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All I can say is I strive to live a life where people don’t react to my death by dancing on my grave.
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
All I can say is I strive to live a life where people don’t react to my death by dancing on my grave.
Ah, so Minnesota now has taxation with representation.
Now to kick back and wait for the tidal wave of libertarian and former Tea Partier backlash that’s certain to follow.
Right. Right. Right guys. Right.
Now to kick back and wait for the tidal wave of libertarian and former Tea Partier backlash that’s certain to follow.
Right. Right. Right guys. Right.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ah, so Minnesota now has taxation with representation.
Now to kick back and wait for the tidal wave of libertarian and former Tea Partier backlash that’s certain to follow.
Right. Right. Right guys. Right.
Now to kick back and wait for the tidal wave of libertarian and former Tea Partier backlash that’s certain to follow.
Right. Right. Right guys. Right.
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RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
Wait a sec, who the fuck is Steamboat Willie?
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Wait a sec, who the fuck is Steamboat Willie?