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Christopher Bigelow
@christopherofspace.bsky.social
(he/him) queer, writer, metadata wizard at @nupress, prose editor at @arcturuslitmag, short king, cubs fan, angry young man 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻⚾️

ad astra per aspera 💫
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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"Tickled the parts of my brain that have been dormant since I stopped teaching high school English."

@christopherofspace.bsky.social's review of “E” by Noa Micaela Fields (Nightboat Books) is out now.
chireviewofbooks.com/2026/01/13/m...
Mishearings and Meaning-Making in Noa Micaela Fields's "E" - Chicago Review of Books
Anyone who has ever considered The Police’s “Every Breath You Take” a love song knows how much mishearing can impact one’s interpretation of a piece. It can be forgiven, since Sting’s mellifluous croo...
chireviewofbooks.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
watching the rose parade has me nostalgic for the best part of my high school experience: marching band competitions
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
one cranberry gin hot toddy and I’m in holiday heaven
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
can’t believe katy perry “went to space” just to be referred to namelessly as “justin trudeau’s girlfriend”
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
happy thanksgiving to the dude in 23A who ordered a double Tito’s ginger ale at 8:30 in the morning then spilled a third of the can on the floor
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my fitness app is adding nutrition and my nutrition app is adding workouts 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ZOHRAN
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
CHRISTMAS CREEP IS A SCOURGE ON SOCIETY
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
can’t wait for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to get elected already, these ads are making me way too nostalgic for nyc
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the local diners extending their hours for dinner is a recession indicator
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Saw a headline about homeschooling popularity being on the rise, so it's time for the periodic reminder: You aren't smart enough to home school your child or children.
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
every time I hear brooks & dunn’s “my maria” I am saddened by the fact that my name is not yodel-able
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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it's one thing to look up and see a centipede on your wall

it's another entirely to look away for 30 seconds, look back up, and it's gone
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
putting up the gallagher way winterland BEFORE HALLOWEEN is wild
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
deeply ashamed by the fact that i've just learned for the first time today that joel schumaker wrote THE WIZ?
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM