Chris Bennett
@christopherbennett.bsky.social
Cinematographer, editor, artist. Partial to mischief.
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i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
Jfc. Every one of these thugs should be prosecuted immediately.
Assistant police commissioner Peter McKenna: "It was really quite precarious at times for our officers who were significantly outnumbered by the protesters and the people who wanted to act in a violent and offensive manner."
#auspol #nswpol #PoliceViolence #HerzogNotWelcome
#auspol #nswpol #PoliceViolence #HerzogNotWelcome
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Jfc. Every one of these thugs should be prosecuted immediately.
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The new leader of the free world is Canada. Mark Carney's speech at Davos:
globalnews.ca/news/1162087...
globalnews.ca/news/1162087...
Read the full transcript of Carney’s speech to World Economic Forum - National | Globalnews.ca
Prime Minister Mark Carney gave a forceful speech in Davos, Switzerland, on the 'new world order' and how middle powers like Canada can benefit by working together.
globalnews.ca
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The new leader of the free world is Canada. Mark Carney's speech at Davos:
globalnews.ca/news/1162087...
globalnews.ca/news/1162087...
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someone stole kuleshov's lunch from the work fridge and now he won't stop cutting between a picture of my face, an empty tupperware of chili and a venmo request for 6 bucks
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
someone stole kuleshov's lunch from the work fridge and now he won't stop cutting between a picture of my face, an empty tupperware of chili and a venmo request for 6 bucks
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
So good
Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So good
Flew over some of the VIC fires, and they look… big…
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Flew over some of the VIC fires, and they look… big…
Accidentally closed my neck in the car door
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Accidentally closed my neck in the car door
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renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
If Albo doesn’t have the courage of fucking John Howard to spend some of his vast political capital and take some action he can get in the bin
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If Albo doesn’t have the courage of fucking John Howard to spend some of his vast political capital and take some action he can get in the bin
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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
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I made my cat a wig from his own hair, and he is now trying to put tariffs on soybeans. #catsofbluesky #cats #tariffs
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I made my cat a wig from his own hair, and he is now trying to put tariffs on soybeans. #catsofbluesky #cats #tariffs
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
It’s right around the corner from the Joseph Stalin Centre for Agricultural Abundance
Trump's name added to US Institute of Peace ahead of peace deal signing reut.rs/48iGjNp
Trump's name added to US Institute of Peace ahead of peace deal signing
President Donald Trump's name has been added to the sign outside the United States Institute of Peace in Washington, D.C., where he is expected to host the presidents of Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo on Thursday for the signing of a U.S.-brokered peace deal.
reut.rs
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s right around the corner from the Joseph Stalin Centre for Agricultural Abundance
This whole system needs an overhaul. And not an evil “let’s overhaul this system so we can dismantle it” kind of overhaul. The kind that, you know, fixes things and helps people. Radical idea I know.
Dear Lord. Centrelink says 144 different parts of its system have been operating unlawfully or erroneously.
This scandal of 44k overpaid debts is just ONE of the 144 issues they say they've identified.
The welfare system is in complete crisis & disarray
This scandal of 44k overpaid debts is just ONE of the 144 issues they say they've identified.
The welfare system is in complete crisis & disarray
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This whole system needs an overhaul. And not an evil “let’s overhaul this system so we can dismantle it” kind of overhaul. The kind that, you know, fixes things and helps people. Radical idea I know.
Literally how everyone on earth feels:
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Literally how everyone on earth feels:
Fantastic thread
I agree with @grogsgamut.bsky.social that these figures are horrific.But i think his diagnosis is wrong.
Its a problem for judicial system only if innocent people are being convicted. There is no evidence of that here.
Rather this is either (a) a policing problem or (b) socio-economic problem. 🧵
Its a problem for judicial system only if innocent people are being convicted. There is no evidence of that here.
Rather this is either (a) a policing problem or (b) socio-economic problem. 🧵
The latest corrective services data is out today, and it points a horrific picture of the systemic racism in our judicial system #PointLive
live.thepoint.com.au
live.thepoint.com.au
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Fantastic thread
Well that’s it folks. Reality is over.
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Well that’s it folks. Reality is over.
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You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake
Sometimes feels like we’re living in the end times
Japan sends troops to combat deadly wave of bear attacks reut.rs/4op6MOI
Japan sends troops to combat deadly wave of bear attacks
Japan's military deployed troops to the country's mountainous north on Wednesday to help trap bears after an urgent request from local authorities struggling to cope with a wave of attacks.
reut.rs
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sometimes feels like we’re living in the end times
Multiple helicopters. Sport? Or crimes? The only two choices.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Multiple helicopters. Sport? Or crimes? The only two choices.