Scott Kolp
@christonajetski.bsky.social
Writer, television and other bullshit. Screamer-into-the-voider. Procrastinator. Pontificator. Masticator. Terminator 2: Judgement Day-or.
The kids are all right. Just walked past a massive anti-ICE student walkout heading down Lankershim in NOHO.
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The kids are all right. Just walked past a massive anti-ICE student walkout heading down Lankershim in NOHO.
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So, first of all, of course it was Trump.
But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So, first of all, of course it was Trump.
But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
If this were true, wouldn’t that mean “staffers” have unchecked access to the President’s social media account, which he uses to make official declarations? Like what checks are in place, say, to stop a “staffer” from declaring war in the middle of the night?
Trump has deleted the Truth Social image of Barack and Michelle Obama as apes.
A White House official said that a "staffer erroneously made the post.”
Or the message is already out to the base.
One or the other.
A White House official said that a "staffer erroneously made the post.”
Or the message is already out to the base.
One or the other.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
If this were true, wouldn’t that mean “staffers” have unchecked access to the President’s social media account, which he uses to make official declarations? Like what checks are in place, say, to stop a “staffer” from declaring war in the middle of the night?
Congrats to Stat Padford!
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Congrats to Stat Padford!
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When the President Shits His Pants
song by James Kochalka Superstar
song by James Kochalka Superstar
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When the President Shits His Pants
song by James Kochalka Superstar
song by James Kochalka Superstar
I had a friend who went *deep* into the Podesta emails, and I can’t help but notice how quiet he is these days.
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I had a friend who went *deep* into the Podesta emails, and I can’t help but notice how quiet he is these days.
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
And like that he’s my frontrunner for 2028
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
And like that he’s my frontrunner for 2028
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Why is Dem leadership not on the ground in MN? If the answer is “polls show Trump’s disapproval is only -15 on deportations, but -25 on prices,” thats a Bad Use Of Polling and a complete failure in their capacity as leaders to lead public opinion and fight for democracy and the rule of law
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Why is Dem leadership not on the ground in MN? If the answer is “polls show Trump’s disapproval is only -15 on deportations, but -25 on prices,” thats a Bad Use Of Polling and a complete failure in their capacity as leaders to lead public opinion and fight for democracy and the rule of law
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
If I see one more message from democrats about “affordability” I’m going to scream so loud they’ll hear me clear across the country.
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If I see one more message from democrats about “affordability” I’m going to scream so loud they’ll hear me clear across the country.
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We owe it to the brave people of Minnesota to not let their sacrifices be in vain.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
We owe it to the brave people of Minnesota to not let their sacrifices be in vain.
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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Casual reminder that a bill must pass *both* the House and the Senate (and get signed by POTUS) to become law.
The DHS / ICE appropriations bill passed the House.
It still needs to pass the Senate with 60 votes.
That vote will be *NEXT WEEK*
Call your Senators.🔥📞🔥
The DHS / ICE appropriations bill passed the House.
It still needs to pass the Senate with 60 votes.
That vote will be *NEXT WEEK*
Call your Senators.🔥📞🔥
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Casual reminder that a bill must pass *both* the House and the Senate (and get signed by POTUS) to become law.
The DHS / ICE appropriations bill passed the House.
It still needs to pass the Senate with 60 votes.
That vote will be *NEXT WEEK*
Call your Senators.🔥📞🔥
The DHS / ICE appropriations bill passed the House.
It still needs to pass the Senate with 60 votes.
That vote will be *NEXT WEEK*
Call your Senators.🔥📞🔥
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Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
Well would you look at that. sherman.house.gov/media-center...
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Well would you look at that. sherman.house.gov/media-center...
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
If you’re reading this and in Brad Sherman’s district, give him a call and ask if he plans to support articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem. Just spoke with a staffer who said he doesn’t have a statement on that at this time. Let’s encourage him to make one. 212-225-5911.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
If you’re reading this and in Brad Sherman’s district, give him a call and ask if he plans to support articles of impeachment against Kristi Noem. Just spoke with a staffer who said he doesn’t have a statement on that at this time. Let’s encourage him to make one. 212-225-5911.
To unmask the identity of this ICE agent, you must first answer the Sphinx’s riddles three.
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
To unmask the identity of this ICE agent, you must first answer the Sphinx’s riddles three.
Dem Voters: Abolish ICE.
Dem Reps: Best I can do is QR codes.
Dem Reps: Best I can do is QR codes.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Dem Voters: Abolish ICE.
Dem Reps: Best I can do is QR codes.
Dem Reps: Best I can do is QR codes.