Chris Withers
@chrisosaur.bsky.social
If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
Damn. There was a lot of speculation he’d stay in Vancouver with VFC. Great hire by Wanderers.
Andiamo!
The coach who brought #VWFC three Canadian Championship wins and three straight playoff appearances is heading to the #CanPL by way of Halifax. ⚓️
The coach who brought #VWFC three Canadian Championship wins and three straight playoff appearances is heading to the #CanPL by way of Halifax. ⚓️
Official: Halifax Wanderers Hire Vanni Sartini - Northern Tribune
Having won multiple trophies with the Vancouver Whitecaps, Vanni Sartini now enters the CPL with Halifax Wanderers.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Damn. There was a lot of speculation he’d stay in Vancouver with VFC. Great hire by Wanderers.
What the hell is wrong with PEI?
The most viewed Hockey Reference team page in each Canadian province and territory in 2025.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What the hell is wrong with PEI?
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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So about all those predictions that had the #Goldeneyes finishing first…. I know we’re missing Nurse, but 😬
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So about all those predictions that had the #Goldeneyes finishing first…. I know we’re missing Nurse, but 😬
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I will never, ever call this building other than the Pacific Coliseum. If we all work together we can Science World this one.
PNE taking offers for naming rights to Pacific Coliseum, Agrodome
PNE taking offers for naming rights to Pacific Coliseum, Agrodome
Two venues at the Pacific National Exhibition could soon be sporting new names.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I will never, ever call this building other than the Pacific Coliseum. If we all work together we can Science World this one.
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I guess the good news is that with the Liberal party turning into a less-crazy Conservative Party, the crazy Conservative Party might not get into power with Poilievre at the helm?
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I guess the good news is that with the Liberal party turning into a less-crazy Conservative Party, the crazy Conservative Party might not get into power with Poilievre at the helm?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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116 was trying to get this started. #goldeneyes
My early opinion on Coliseum chants? 'Let's Go Goldeneyes!' is a little wordy. Someone needs to try a 'Go Ducks Go' or the ol' 'Quack! Quack! Quack!' chants 🦆
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
116 was trying to get this started. #goldeneyes
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"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Gotta be Bon’s
What would we consider Vancouver slop?
I want everyone to post their hometown slop (if you don't have a cuisine that qualifies then your town has zero culture).
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
Skyline is fine and hits at 3 am just like taco bell lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gotta be Bon’s
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Happy to be of service.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy to be of service.
The crowd in San Antonio is singing olés. Actual atmosphere beyond eternal defence chants? Outstanding!
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The crowd in San Antonio is singing olés. Actual atmosphere beyond eternal defence chants? Outstanding!
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM